MissingSpartan7
Well-Known Member
(It helps if you read this in Cave Johnson’s voice. Seriously.)
On behalf of 405th Industries™, I will now present a short, informative public service announcement about our recently developed innovation – the DATABASE.
At one point or another, you haven’t been able to find a file you need for, and some of you have even posted threads depicting your woes – often not much different to this:
Well, never fear! Those dark days of bad spelling and grammar are over! Oh, and also the needless threads asking for files that are insanely easy to find – they’re done too!
Here at 405th Industries™, we have devised an ingenious system so simple, that even our monkeys˟ can operate it. Our Designated Automatic Template Archive for Builders Assembling Spartan Equipment utilises the latest in communications technology to store and distribute the necessary files for all your building needs.
However, we realise that large ambiguous titles are hard to remember, just like your PIN code, so we condensed it down into a simple acronym – DATABASE. Now whenever you are in desperate need of crucial files, you can find them – without the hassle of hours of searching. And just like our conveniently condensed acronym, we have also condensed hundreds of files into a singular location – to make it as easy as possible for you to get started on whatever project you have next.
Now, witness the unveiling of the 405th Industries™ DATABASE!
Ha! Or, you can go to the same link below…
If you can’t find it elsewhere, come here, and we’ve probably got it! If we don’t, send a letter to our complaints department, and they’ll archive your letter in a box along with all your other complaints. If you have any other assorted feedback, just use the same address – it all goes to the same place anyway.
Additional information, news updates and other boring things can be found on our Official™ Thread
Keep calm, don’t panic, and remember – we are here to help!
CJ
˟No animals were harmed in the making, or testing of this product.
405th Industries is not actually trademarked, but it should be.
On behalf of 405th Industries™, I will now present a short, informative public service announcement about our recently developed innovation – the DATABASE.
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At one point or another, you haven’t been able to find a file you need for, and some of you have even posted threads depicting your woes – often not much different to this:
I agree, that was terrible – but it does happen.clueless_user said:
Well, never fear! Those dark days of bad spelling and grammar are over! Oh, and also the needless threads asking for files that are insanely easy to find – they’re done too!
Here at 405th Industries™, we have devised an ingenious system so simple, that even our monkeys˟ can operate it. Our Designated Automatic Template Archive for Builders Assembling Spartan Equipment utilises the latest in communications technology to store and distribute the necessary files for all your building needs.
However, we realise that large ambiguous titles are hard to remember, just like your PIN code, so we condensed it down into a simple acronym – DATABASE. Now whenever you are in desperate need of crucial files, you can find them – without the hassle of hours of searching. And just like our conveniently condensed acronym, we have also condensed hundreds of files into a singular location – to make it as easy as possible for you to get started on whatever project you have next.
Now, witness the unveiling of the 405th Industries™ DATABASE!
Ha! Or, you can go to the same link below…
If you can’t find it elsewhere, come here, and we’ve probably got it! If we don’t, send a letter to our complaints department, and they’ll archive your letter in a box along with all your other complaints. If you have any other assorted feedback, just use the same address – it all goes to the same place anyway.
Additional information, news updates and other boring things can be found on our Official™ Thread
Keep calm, don’t panic, and remember – we are here to help!
CJ
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This has been another informative 405th Industries™ Public Service Announcement.˟No animals were harmed in the making, or testing of this product.
405th Industries is not actually trademarked, but it should be.
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