Only problem is I seriously screwed up the UI for Blender, and now it doesn't work, and it won't uninstall, and I can't install it if it already is present. It might be the Python API is broken.
Point is, I don't have a working install of Blender, and that's a big reason I'm trying to outsource this. If I can't get someone else to, I'll buckle down and manually wipe Blender and Python from my system and reinstall them both.