My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Fellow Resistors of the Brony Movement! Unite against this tide of darkness before everthing that we ever loved gets... sparkly.

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King Leonidas reporting for battle. lol.

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You are, all of you dirty. Playing in the dirt thinking what I wonder? That you might escape the coming sparkle? No. Your resistance will be cleansed until it's surface is glossed. And not even your resistores will see it coming - As we brighten the Skies with Frienship and Magic.

For your assimilation is the will of Princess Celestia and I...I AM HER PONY!!!
XD!!!
Haha, that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you, sir. I needed that. But I will now allow your humor me to distract me from the cause.


King Leonidas reporting for battle. lol.

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That is what I am talking about, brother! No mercy! BURN THEM ALL!
 
My Brothers,

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of masculine-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on
other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Brony war
machine, the elimination of Equestrian tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
mankind, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and very colorful. He will fight cutely.

But this is the year 2011! Much has happened since the Equestrian triumphs of
1992. The Sane People of this world have inflicted upon the Bronys great defeats,
in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their
strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home
Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions
of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.
The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to
Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking.
 
My Brothers,

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of masculine-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on
other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Brony war
machine, the elimination of Equestrian tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
mankind, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and very colorful. He will fight cutely.

But this is the year 2011! Much has happened since the Equestrian triumphs of
1992. The Sane People of this world have inflicted upon the Bronys great defeats,
in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their
strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home
Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions
of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.
The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to
Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking.
Crusade?
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THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS :D
 
Why do you hate My little Pony if you've probably never watched it?
The main character is called Twilight Sparkle... and they have cutie marks... and they find out all about friendship... That is all fine and dandy for prepubescent girls, but I cannot believe that such a thing as a brony actually exists. Besides, this thread is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while. As gay as your pictures are, they are hilarious. That sir, is why I hate.
 
Currently undergoing a tactical retreat. ETA for re-entering the battle: 10 minutes.

As for the war going on here, I personally think MLP is dumb, however I am just posting here because it's fun to joke around and I have nothing better to do right now. ;)
 
Come on, it was written by Lauren Faust! She's been involved with every Craig McCracken cartoon, EVER. (She IS married to him, after all) It's targeted at 5-year-old girls, but it's written very maturely. I mean, most of the fanbase is 17-30 year old men.
 
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