HAHA! Looks like MC is running around with a load in his pants.
Anyway, I have a 1CC MiniDV Camera. It's very lightweight and has great quality. Some of my friends use it on their professional jobs sometimes when they need something less cumbersome for their shots.
This is the camera I speak of...
Panasonic PV-GS9
It might not look like much, but it does a really good job.
Let me know if you guys need any help in the editing department as well. I know my way around FinalCut and some other programs as well. Plus, my friends have access to a lot of editing equipment at the local college.
We could make a really good quality video with a good storyline along with it.
-Magnum