master chief vs. chuck norris

[HaloFreakX]

Special Abilities for Chuck: Roundhouse Kick, Chieflasma stick

 

[odst26]

Special Abilities for Chuck: Roundhouse Kick, Chieflasma stick

i agree

 

[redragon74]

i agree

special abilities-Norris 118....roundhous kick to the face with a plasma explosion

 

[odst26]

special abilities-Norris 118....roundhous kick to the face with a plasma explosion

HA HA thats funny

 

[alexonekenobe]

dont forget Chuck Norris has like fifty gold medals for beating God

 

[odst26]

dont forget Chuck Norris has like fifty gold medals for beating God

true that true that, no offense God

 

[DarthMonkey]

Neither would win. The loser would be Earth because it will be destroyed during their fight.

 

[odst26]

Neither would win. The loser would be Earth because it will be destroyed during their fight.

but what if they fault in space

 

[DarthMonkey]

but what if they fault in space

Then Master Chief would win because he can survive in a vacumn because of his suit.

 

[SGT Razor]

Then Master Chief would win because he can survive in a vacumn because of his suit.

Chuck Norris allowed the vacuum of space to exist, so he could make it not exist.

 

[smilie120]

Chuck norris could also say thats this thread is pathetic. Oh. Wait I'l say this thread is pathetic..

 

[odst26]

Chuck norris could also say thats this thread is pathetic. Oh. Wait I'l say this thread is pathetic..

no its not smilie120, whats your thoughts about this

 

[SGT Razor]

Chuck norris could also say thats this thread is pathetic. Oh. Wait I'l say this thread is pathetic..

I agree. We already have a "MC vs..." thread.

 

[smilie120]

Yeah. Its kind of childish seeing as MC deasent exen exist. Hes a fictional character. Same with Chuck...

 

[odst26]

Yeah. Its kind of childish seeing as MC deasent exen exist. Hes a fictional character. Same with Chuck...

yeah i know master chief is a fictional character but chuck norris isn't

 

[Sean Bradley]

Actually you know it was supposed to be 'Vin Diesel Facts' first, right?

When the website that started the Chuck Norris phenomenon realized that the ridiculous facts seem to stick better to Chuck Norris, they changed it. From Cracked.com:

It started with a thread on the Something Awful forums back in early 2005, one of probably nine million threads created that day. It simply asked members to post facts about Vin Diesel, at which point hundreds of pieces of completely false and exaggerated Vin trivia came pouring in. Later they were gathered into the Vin Diesel Fact Generator.

The site substituted Chuck Norris by popular request and a phenomenon was born.

But still, Chuck is a real guy. It's just that he hasn't actually fought anybody in a long long time... like since the year I was born. He's just got a reputation because so many people thought it was funny to speculate about how tough he really was.

I dunno, I saw a 'Total Gym' commercial last night.. I just don't see it the phenomenon anymore. Just a guy trying to make the best of a wierd situation. I think he and Rick Astley should form a club.

 

[smilie120]

Yeah chuck norris is an actor. And some of the stuff he did was pretty far fetched. Bruce lee on the other hand, was good at martial arts. So technicaly. Chuck is just an average dude in real life, and the chief is a fictional carachter. None of this stuff is ever going to happen...So i really find it pointless duscussing this. Its kinda like...Pokemon'? YEAH my charizard 0wnz ur peikachoo!!

 

[odst26]

Yeah chuck norris is an actor. And some of the stuff he did was pretty far fetched. Bruce lee on the other hand, was good at martial arts. So technicaly. Chuck is just an average dude in real life, and the chief is a fictional carachter. None of this stuff is ever going to happen...So i really find it pointless duscussing this. Its kinda like...Pokemon'? YEAH my charizard 0wnz ur peikachoo!!

ha ha im sorry but that last thing you said was pretty funny

 

[Sean Bradley]

Yeah chuck norris is an actor. And some of the stuff he did was pretty far fetched. Bruce lee on the other hand, was good at martial arts.

Chuck was pretty good in his day as well, but I see your point.