Nerf is secretly training kids for the military

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

At first I was a little suspicious about the sniper, the customizable recon rifle, and the rocket launcher, it seemed pretty fishy to me. But I dismissed it as me just being paranoid. Opon scanning a tech magazine my eyes fell on this and I was convinced immediately.

The Nerf Vulcan ESA-25 is a new gun that features Belt Fed ammo with batteries to keep a constant stream of darts pounding. Now, you may think that it would be a piece of s***, with a slow firing rate and bad power. But this baby fires 3 to 4 darts per second and has more power than any other N-Strike blaster made yet. It's scheduled for release in Fall 2008.

 

[Spartan 061]

ookayy....

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Well, the Children of today are the Spartans of tomorrow, so train 'em young, train 'em without them knowing it.

 

[drgon47]

holy crap! i will be buying that as soon as it hits the shelves.

 

[JediStumpy]

MAN!! someone should get it and custom paint it!! just sweet. they never had anything like that when I was younger. Not Fair!

 

[LastSpartan]

We don't have such stuff here

 

[Balmung]

HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that a real one, I can't wait to try it out Looks like the SAW!!!!

 

[colmon 9]

Holy $#!T, thats amazing.

I cant wait!

 

[ImaGonnaGetYou]

*Begins counting money*

 

[noName]

yea i know nerf guns are getting cooler and more realistic everyday! like this time i went over my cousins house, her had his sniper with a scope, a mag, a tripod, and a hand gun that you could attach to it. it was crazy. how come i never had toys like that as a kid? and i wouldnt be surprised if they were secretly training kids for the army im definatly buying that when it comes out though.

 

[Tater Mane]

It supposedly comes with a strap also, for on-the-go shooting!

 

[kerotan 36]

Dude that is awesome, I will be purchasing one definetly.

 

[AoBfrost]

I remember this from gizmodo back a while ago, If I was younger, i'd buy one, but I have no use.

 

[wolf]

holy crap. i just went to the nerf website. forget paintball in MC armor. NERF!! paintball could damage your armor that you spent many hours making and some helmets dont have the proper visors. but this could do well. maybe a lil spray paint to update the color scheme.

 

[SGT V]

That is pretty sweet. About time the toy companies pick up the slack, saves me time training them later.

 

[thoren]

do want.... even if i don't actually do anything with it that even relates to halo or my armor but i still want one. just for funsies and id buy that even if i was thirty, just no one would know about it and i would have a big can collection to shoot it at.....

 

[piehobo28]

I want one!! I would have so many things to shoot! My sister, my friends, my wall, MYSELF. jk on that last one. But i still want it!

 

[KuroKuma22]

It definitely looks like fun.

 

[Fragclone]

now thats a nerff gun o_o

 

[KuroKuma22]

What sucks is we only got those little pull it back with all your strength, aim, and shoot a single shot five feet guns when we were young and playing with them T_T