The Halo 10 Commandments

[Panda 001]

thou shall have no other video game before halo

thou shall worship none but the MC

thou shall not use the MC name in vain

remember the last day on reach, keep it holy

honor the sarge and your captain

thou shall kill on sight

thou shall not connive with covie bastards

thou shall JACK ALL VEHICLES

thou shall not bear false witness to Cortana

thou shall not covet thy fellow marine's properties...jk, take whatever you want









Disclaimer, i didn't write this, i found them, and i would love to remember where, there where some other great lists, but i found this the more interesting one, and for a HALO fan, the rules to live by.



I wonder if this was taken from the HALO Bible.



PS. Tacos Rule!!!!

 

[GiR3892]

O_0 LOL i have never seen that before (doesnt mean im not a fan)



p.s : tacos do rule

 

[FrostyTheSnowMan]

haha, thats so awesome

 

[Sniperbaas]

Haha, that's pretty awesome

Thou shall be attracted to Cortana yet find her slightly creepy.

Thou shall not whore the rockets unless you're destroying the covenant

Thou shall not ask for recon.



Cheers!

 

[Flyerfye]

Lol!

Thou shall be attracted to Cortana yet find her slightly creepy.

This.



Thou shalt teabag only when appropriate. ("But the whole point 'o that is that it 'AINT appropriate!")

Thou shalt not flip the hog while thy gunner is trying to kill stuff.

Thou shalt not teamkill. Unless it's really, REALLY funny.

 

[adventchildmatrix]

thou shall not plasma grenade team mates forehead -even if it is funny as hell ah what am i talking about do it anyway

thou shall not keep covies as pets

thou shall road kill all (evil) aliens

thou shall not feed the flood

 

[haji]

Thou shall be attracted to Cortana yet find her slightly creepy.

I fricken hated cortana in halo 3

 

[Shade88]

I fricken hated cortana in halo 3

Umm, yeah I... yeah.



Anyway, thou shalt not have the word LEET (1337.) in your Gamertag, ask "Can I Haz Reconz?",Ecspecially from BUNGIE.) and Nevur Evur Misspell anything on Halo 3/ODST.

 

[Sniperbaas]

I fricken hated cortana in halo 3

I actually know a girl who looks a bit like cortana, but (the girl) is a bit hotter.



But yea, I F***ing hated the Cortana and Gravemind voices speaking right in the middle of gameplay.

Wanted to just leave her w/ gravemind and say screw it.



Cheers!

 

[Sergeant Hull]

lol thats funny





thou shall use thy fellow marines ... im just $#!Ttin u there completly useless

 

[Overlord Ian]

Hahaha awesome Although I think I may have broken a few of those rules... With Dead Space being my favorite game and all lol

 

[witekite]

lol

 

[Zendric]

Curseth I, for I art a sinner!





thou shall have no other video game before halo

thou shall worship none but the MC

thou shall not use the MC name in vain

remember the last day on reach, keep it holy

honor the sarge and your captain

thou shall kill on sight

thou shall not connive with covie bastards

thou shall JACK ALL VEHICLES

thou shall not bear false witness to Cortana

thou shall not covet thy fellow marine's properties...jk, take whatever you want

 

[f0xtr0t09]

haha, great find,

Thou shalnt start the Flame war