What three things would you store in the chest of your Spartan?

KaeSpoon

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Cracked a joke about what Spartans might store in their chest armor, then was told the question would make a good fourm thread... What three things would you store in your Spartans chest? Can be as serious or half-baked as you'd like it to be, just make sure your items/topics respect the 405th rules.

My list:
1. Baby carrots (top tier snack)
2. Jorge-052's dog tags
3. Dummies Guide to Socialization pamphlet
 
Things I'd like to have?
Snacks or a specific compartment for sandwiches.

A secure spot for my glasses. I'm not cool with getting my eyes lazered to fix them.

Swiss rolls... more snacks


Things I "should" have?
Biofoam. Lots of biofoam.

Ammo pouches.

Space for keepsakes.
 
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Oh this one’s simple

In cosplay:
-A tiny warehouse with a tiny Lt.Dan who carries and organizes all my stuff.
-a space for Smol Schank to live comfortably
-snacks for me and the homies

In Universe:
-Best mix of 2530’s CD
-My Warthog keys
-The definitive guide to what you can or can’t pet in the Milky Way Galaxy
 
Oh this one’s simple

In cosplay:
-A tiny warehouse with a tiny Lt.Dan who carries and organizes all my stuff.
-a space for Smol Schank to live comfortably
-snacks for me and the homies

In Universe:
-Best mix of 2530’s CD
-My Warthog keys
-The definitive guide to what you can or can’t pet in the Milky Way Galaxy
always gotta have a LT Dan holder
 
It covers such topics as:
-Not pushing civilians out of the way to get ahead in line at Tim Hortons
-Not throwing grunts into gravity cannons even though it's funny
-not cherry bombing bathrooms with fusion coils
I keep getting stuck on "Don't stick teammates just because they have reduced blast damage and use them as mobile explosive delivery systems".
 
Cosplay Spartan
  1. pecs: water pouches both for cooling and to avoid dehydration
  2. shoulder bulges: big fans
  3. Lower shoulders: big batteries
Spartan In Universe
  1. Picture of a pupper to remind me what I’m fighting for.
  2. Pocket guide to galactic cultures.
  3. Deck of cards.
 
That wil take a while, i'm still stuck at chapter 2. How not to friendly fire. Keep pointing the barrel in the wrong direction apparently :oops:
Psst, if you pick up a gun like this:
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Don't shoot it, throw it!
 
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