I was actually making fun of the PS3 itself, even though it is a decent console.
But the people that say "BUT IT HAS SO MANY AWESOME EXCLUSIVE GAMES, HERE R TEH LIST!"
-Afrika (Confirmed)
-Angel Rings (Published by Sony)
-Eight days (SCE)
-EyeDentify (Published by Sony)
-Fifth Phantom Saga (Confirmation)
-Final Fantasy XIII (Confirmed)
-Final Fantasy Versus XIII (Confirmed)
-Folks Soul
-Formula One (Published by Sony)
-Full Auto 2: Battlelines (Confirmation)
-Genji: Days of the Blade (Confirmation)
-God of War 3
-Gradius (Confirmation)
-Grand Turismo 5 (Published by Sony)
-Grand Turismo HD (Published by Sony)
-Gretzky NHL (Published by Sony)
-Heavenly Sword (Published by Sony)
-Hot Shots Golf 5 (Published by Sony)
-Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier (Published by Sony)
-Killzone 3 (SCE)
-Lair (Confirmation)
-Little Big Planet
-Metal Gear Solid 4 (Confirmation)
-Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam World (Confirmed)
-Monster Hunter 3 (Confirmation)
-Motor Storm (Published by Sony)
-My Singstar (Published by Sony)
-Ninja Gaiden Sigma
-Ni-Oh (Information)
-Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (Published by Sony)
-Redwood Falls (Information)
-Resistance: Fall of Man (Confirmation)
-Resistance: Rise of Man
-Ridge Racer 7 (Confirmation)
-Shin Megami Tensei (Confirmation)
-Tekken 6 (Confirmed)
-The Eye of Judgment (SCE)
-The Getaway (SCE)
-Uncharted: Drake's Fortune(SCE)
-Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom (SCE)
-WarDevil Enigma (Confirmation)
-Warhawk (Published by Sony)
-White Knight Story
-Wipeout (Confirmation)
Uncertain of it Development:
^Final Fantasy VII (possibility)
^Kingdom Heart 3
^Makai Wars (possibility)
^Monster Carnival (possibility)
^Shadow of the Colossus 2 (possibility)
^Socom 4 (possibility)
^Sly 4 (possibility)
^Zone of the Enders 3
Uncertain Titles (May be multi-platform):
+Big Time Revenge (Information)
+Castlevania (Information)
+Fatal Frame (Information)
+FIA World Touring Car Championship (Information)
+Heavy Rain
^Iron and the Maiden (Information)
+L.A Noire
+Silent Hill 5 (Information
I love how they list games that aren't even out yet, or games that they don't even know are being made.
In other news, Apple is being sued by Microsoft because of their newest product, the iPod Nano 2.0. Apparently, Microsoft says the newest Apple iPod looks very similar to their patented Xbox 360. What drove the lawsuit further was the fact that Apple apparently has the Nano 2.0 set up to have an HDMI video output, and it also has a optional hard drive, and a disc drive so you can pop in your favorite HD DVD or your favorite Apple game. Since this lawsuit occurred, Apple is thinking about canceling the shipping date for their new product, but never fear, they say that after they win the lawsuit, it'll be packing your local store's shelves.
Currently scheduled for release on the Nano 2.0 is a wireless controller, a wired controller that uses a USB connection, and even has an Intercooler fan that will be able to be added on. The new Nano is meant to be a gaming device more than an MP3 player, but you can still listen to your favorite songs that we all know you didn't get from iTunes, but we promise we will not tell.
The games lined up for the Nano 2.0 are also spectacular. Apple's very own Halo 3 is scheduled for release, as well as Halo Wars. The system also uses Apple's very own online playing system, entitled Nano LIVE.
We cannot wait to see the lawsuit end so we can all get our hands on this remarkable, yet totally original product.