405th Jokes

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vanalla

Jr Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #1

Hey guys
you know how people like Jeff Foxworthy have you might be a redneck jokes?
well we should get something like that going here too because we all need a bit more humour in our life.
here's some
You know you're in the 405th when you can recognize someone by their suit of armour better than an actual picture!
You know you're in the 405th when you're weekly shopping list consists of cardstock, resin, and sage green paint!
You know you're in the 405th when the picture above your bed is one of you in your armour!

 

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Spartan857

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #2

You know your in the 405th when your work clothes are replaced with MarkVI armor

 

rowan

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #3

You know you're in the 405th when your broke.

 

GarzakAzur

Well-Known Member

Canadian Regiment

• Jan 17, 2009

• #4

You know your in the 405th when your welding helmet is paint like your armor.

Pat

 

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delta38

Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #5

You know your in 405th if your suit of armour is your girlfriend?.. lol

 

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rvb18

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #6

you know you in the 405th ,when you get on the web and go to 405th.com and not my space

 

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DogWizard

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #7

You know that you are in the 405th when:

…everything in your garage is covered in a fine white powder…

…when it’s a perfectly rational decision to eat Ramen noodles so that you can pick up that extra tub of bondo…

…when even though you know better, in your mind Walter is still “Spase”, Tracy in still “Tlither”, Drew is still “Doc”, and Erica is still “SkullCandy Girl”…

…DragonCon starts looking like a fun, wholesome family vacation…

…when you have more invested in your armor than you do in your furniture…

…when you can successfully convince your significant other that creating a duct-tape mannequin is a perfectly normal next step in your relationship…

…when that same mannequin seems like a great décor selection for the family room because “everything goes with Halo”…

…when you seriously consider moving to Texas because “that’s where all the action is”…

...when the cashiers at Home Depot know you by name...

 

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ilikecats

Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #8

p0rtalman said:

You know you're in the 405th when your broke.

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Can I sig this?

 

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mkshane81

Sr Member

Midwest Regiment

• Jan 17, 2009

• #9

....when your wife says she is ready to start a family and you think she means to make her a set of armor too.

 

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Keegan

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #10

p0rtalman said:

You know you're in the 405th when your broke.

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QFMT.

You know you're in the 405th when instead of going out with your friends, you'd rather snuggle your bondo body filler. (what, noone else does this? )

 

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dung0beetle

Well-Known Member

• Jan 17, 2009

• #11

You know you're in the 405th when you hit a telephone pole on purpose, just so you have a good excuse to go buy more bondo.

 

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ACDCrockr209

Well-Known Member

Mountain Regiment

• Jan 18, 2009

• #12

lol These are all so funny lol.

Let me take a crack at it.

You know you're in the 405th when you picture hot chicks in MKVI armor.

-Pony

 

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mrdeth0

Jr Member

• Jan 18, 2009

• #13

You know you're in the 405th when your rooms decor consists of white paper armor strewn about.

 

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box o crayons

Sr Member

• Jan 18, 2009

• #14

you know your in the 405th when you use your halo armour to get throught the carpool lane

 

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Sigma LS

Sr Member

• Jan 18, 2009

• #15

When Elitist Halo Douche is the highest honor you can recieve in your opinion.

When the President of Bondo Corp. keeps your soul in a jar on his desk.

When pep files outnumber music tracks on your computer.

When you start typeing "outer spase", because it sounds the same.

When you hear fold you think "mountain or valley?"

When you think the color of a blue realm should be green.

When you have enough motorcycle visors to outfit Hell's Angels but your bicycle is the only thing you own with two wheels.

If you've ever burped and tasted Bondo.

When Radioshack's entire inventory of laptop fans and LED's are earmarked for you.

 

LastSpartan

Sr Member

• Jan 18, 2009

• #16

You know you're in the 405th when the only smells you can still recongnize are Bondo and Fiberglass.

 

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Adulese

Well-Known Member

Colonial Regiment

• Jan 18, 2009

• #17

You know you're in the 405th when ...
- your hat rack if full of hanging MJOLNIR helmets.
- you know the layout of Home Depot by heart.
- you go to a car dealer and ask to see the Warthog models.
- you wake up and automaticly put on your MJOLNIR armor.
- your wish list for your birthday includes: Bondo, card-stock, molding material, ect.
- you hear something in the middle of the night and grab your AR.
- your ATV is a Mongoose.
- your trial's main evidence against you is blood found on the butt of your AR.
- your formal wear is a tux with a MJOLNIR helmet. (This actually is mine.)
- your homepage is your armor's progress thread.

- Adulese

 

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tubachris85x

Well-Known Member

Southern Regiment

• Jan 18, 2009

• #18

When your Bro told you about how he "stickied" that girl last night at the party, and you responed, "wait, you played halo with her?"

 

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adventchildmatrix

Well-Known Member

• Jan 19, 2009

• #19

the first thing you put on in the morning is your 405th ring
All your wall paper has the halo logo on it

 

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Kaya Tetsu

Well-Known Member

Southern Regiment

• Jan 19, 2009

• #20

I'm not good at this kind of stuff,but goo d job so far. Their hilarious.