Heh the only wardrobe malfunction I had this year is one strap coming a loose on the front cod piece armor but I never even noticed till I took everything off in the parking lot. A lot better comparing last year which was 1 handplate, my toe caps, belt box and thigh straps breaking off. Also my cell phone got knocked off my belt before the parade Dx Found it at the lost in found on Sunday so glad *phew* I guess I need to design some pouch things in between the belt boxes that dont clip off my belt.