Energizer Bunny

[SPARTAN II]

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Can anybody guess what this is? Hmm?

________| | |___/|
_[---]____\/\/___| |___[---]
_/ S \_____||___||____/ P \
/ ___ \____| |__| |___/ ___\

i have been staring at this for a while,... i have no idea.

[...]

Here it is. Get ready for it...

"A salt with a deadly weapon"

Get it? The salt shaker, fork and knife (pointy-pointy)... lame, I know

Hey, I never said I was good at these kind of jokes

 

[BigBlackCorey]

wow that was ....awfuly hilarious!

heres a good one:

One day a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6:00 evening news. On the news was a boy at the top of a building getting ready to jump. The blonde says out loud "I don't think he will jump."
The brunette responds by saying "I'll bet you $5 he will jump."

"Well I bet you $50 he won't jump," the blonde retorts.

"You're on!!" says the brunette.

After some time the boy finally jumps. The blonde pays up. As the brunette is walking out the door she turns around and says "I can't take this money from you. I saw the whole thing on the 5:00 evening news."

The blonde says "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."

lmao

 

[SPARTAN II]

OMG :facepalm:

Yeah... that was a good one

 

[BigBlackCorey]

WOW i just heard this and i LMAO'd for about a half hour!!



Two blondes were walking in the forest one day, when they found some tracks on the ground. The first blonde said, "I know what kind of tracks those are. Those are deer tracks."

The second blonde shook her head and said, "No, those are elk tracks." The first blonde said, "No, my daddy showed me those kind of tracks before, and those are deer tracks."

Then the second blonde said, "Well, MY daddy showed my these same exact kind of tracks, and I'm sure these are elk tracks." The two of them argued back and forth for about 15 minutes, and then a train ran them over.

ROFL!

 

[vulture]

So then, is that a case of the left [side] not knowing what the right [side] is doing? lol

Can anybody guess what this is? Hmm?

________| | |___/|
_[---]____\/\/___| |___[---]
_/ S \_____||___||____/ P \
/ ___ \____| |__| |___/ ___\

not completely sure if this is what you are asking, but its a salt shaker, a fork, a knife, and a pepper shaker

 

[korekillerking]

a man sitting in a bar hears someone say "you look very good".
he looks around but the bar is empty.
he hears it again, yet again he looks around and the bar is still empty.
he calls the bar man and tells him he is hearing things.
the bar man chuckles and tells him " thats the peanuts".
the man says "the peanuts" looking confused.
the bar man replies "yes, there complementary".

 

[SPARTAN II]

not completely sure if this is what you are asking, but its a salt shaker, a fork, a knife, and a pepper shaker

Here it is. Get ready for it...

"A salt with a deadly weapon"

Get it? The salt shaker, fork and knife (pointy-pointy)... lame, I know

Hey, I never said I was good at these kind of jokes