Humor: New features of Halo 3

[papamurf812]

1. For health, you must go up to vending machines, hit X button, and dispense a game fuel.

2. The more achievements you complete, the more sponsors you get on your armor.

3. Warthogs and all other human vehicles now have the pontiac symbol on the hood.



What do you guys got?

 

[Endless Winter]

*3 of the new Force Recon Marines are "The King", "Jack" from jack In the box, and Jared from the Subway commercials
* Plasma Grenades now explode into "Halo: Lighting Blue" Cotton Candy
*The end-game cinema has commercials cutting in every couple of minutes

 

[xalener]

They have cheat codes for the game.

Halo 3 was too big for one disc and required two discs, but word never got to the manufacturers, so we only get the first half of the game.

 

[papamurf812]

They have cheat codes for the game.

Halo 3 was too big for one disc and required two discs, but word never got to the manufacturers, so we only get the first half of the game.

But we'll get the second disk just in time for the holiday season of course. For only $29.99!

 

[R3unbreakable]

Halo 3's armor permutations will be IMPOSSIBLY hard to get, but a year later they will make them available from the beginning

you have to pay a subscription to play as well as xbox live

Bungie couldnt afford the guy who played master chief so they hired Gilbert Godfried to "finish the fight"

 

[SGT Razor]

Master Chief and Chuck Norris are the same person. So, basically like my avatar.

 

[xalener]

legendary helmets are recalled because of traces of lead in the paint.....wait, wrong thread.
I meant, MC dies near the end of the game and you have to finish it as the arbiter. While crying.

 

[Fragclone]

it needs ninjas with ak-47...[off topic but realy needs sum]

 

[SGT Razor]

SMGs have been upgraded. They now shoot bubbles.

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