No... my daddy bought them all for me... and due to the time paradox of Spartans on earth, and following the example set forth by Chuck Norris and the 1337ist of all 1337, I went back in time, and fathered myself... and I told myself all of the lotto numbers from 2001 to the present... hence why I roll like a baller...
And we all have relatively short hair, and no finger nail polish... but we did have a craft day... and someone came up with some very interesting new marker ideas (the diesel/crack scratch and sniff marker?) that must be, copyrighted, patented, trademarked, and sent off for manufacturing before Crayola beats us to it.