405th Jokes

[ashleelove5]

we belive u

you nknow ur in the 405th when even your dog has a suit of armour

He's been here a week, the two day change of clothes has been worn multiple times. AND my dog got to big to fast for the armor. Looking at getting a smaller dog to fit into the armor. AHA!

You know you're in the 405th when you get a new dog just to fit the armor you made.

 

[Sean Bradley]

You know you're in the 405th when you get into an argument with your sister on a costume board

 

[Thundertotum]

He's been here a week, the two day change of clothes has been worn multiple times. AND my dog got to big to fast for the armor. Looking at getting a smaller dog to fit into the armor. AHA!

You know you're in the 405th when you get a new dog just to fit the armor you made.

yeah but laundery was done

 

[adventchildmatrix]

you know your in the 405th when you put on your armour when your (evil) grandmother comes round as you swear she's a covenent in human disguise

 

[Thundertotum]

you know your in the 405th when
. you go to work and your boss ask you to make an ODST costume for the launch of Halo Wars.
. your friends hold an intervention for you about the 405th.
. your XBL motto is join the 405th or Die.
. your friends know you better as Air Force Spartan and not as James

 

[rvb4life]

... when you have better friends on a costuming board than IRL.

... when you'd rather make paper armor than party with friends

... when you celebrate over getting a "sticky"

... when you know every acceptable file by pepakura designer

...when you go to pep boys for purposes other than your car

 

[Loess]

You know you're in the 405th when the guy at the parts counter in the motorcycle shop recognizes you, but you've never ridden a motorcycle before.

 

[Sigma LS]

Got 2 new ones.

When you have pair of scissors so sharp it doubles as your razor.

When you can point to at least one scar related to each piece of armor you've done.

 

[rvb4life]

1.when you can recognize the smell of fiberglass resin or bondo

2.when your goal is to get onto HBO's front page

3.when you posted in the thread that did

 

[Spartan857]

when your fingers have so much super glue on them you have no fingerprints

if you break your foot jumping from a tree screaming "HELL JUMPERS!!!!!"

you see a star wars nerd and think geek (while in your specially made mark VI armor with a br, pistol and custom made flag)

 

[adventchildmatrix]

when you think those teenagars from galaxy quest are complete Geeks

 

[Thundertotum]

...... your at walmart and you see a foam pad and think ohhh armor padding.

 

[S1l3nt V1p3r]

You know you are in the 405th when instead of having sexytime with your girlfriend, you ask her to cut out your pep pieces for you while you fold and glue.

 

[GarzakAzur]

You know you are in the 405th when instead of having sexytime with your girlfriend, you ask her to cut out your pep pieces for you while you fold and glue.

I already try this one and it not working very well.

You know your in the 405th when the only reason your are playing halo is to get some good reference picture of the armor.

Pat

 

[TexasAggie2011]

LOL.... I raised the bar!!(you must twist your head to the right to see it.)

-Pony

How'd you know my armored mannequin was to the right of me?!?!?!?!

 

[adventchildmatrix]

when you spend all of tutorial scoring a pep pattern intead of listening to your teacher (boy did i get in trouble for that(god i hope my tutor doesn't read this))

 

[Ice198]

You know you're from the 405th when...
...You check the 405th site on Valentine's Day and expect to see an "anti-valentine's" thread
...The first site you go on every time you get onto the internet is the 405th
...when you'd rather stay in your basement cutting out small paper pieces instead of riding your bike in the summer
...when you get excited when someone makes a new armor file
Just thought I'd add these..
- Ice

 

[Bigalt424]

You know you're from the 405th when...
...You check the 405th site on Valentine's Day and expect to see an "anti-valentine's" thread
...The first site you go on every time you get onto the internet is the 405th
...when you'd rather stay in your basement cutting out small paper pieces instead of riding your bike in the summer
...when you get excited when someone makes a new armor file
Just thought I'd add these..
- Ice

My answers:
1. yes
2. my homepage
3. spent $300 on a new one for my birthday
4. yeah!

 

[jawshwaa]

......when you get a "raging clue" when you log on and see one of your pics in the random image gallery on the main page

.....when you know whos pic is in the random image every time you visit

 

[Ice198]

You know you're from the 405th when:
you mean to go to Facebook and find yourself typing "4, 0, 5" without thinking
...Happens to me way too much these days
- Ice