Energizer Bunny

[The9thSoldier]

arrested, charged with battery


Thank you, thank you

 

[Jtd18801]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

 

[SPARTAN II]

[...]

I second that. Unfortunately, I got nothin' lol

 

[The9thSoldier]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

*cries with laughter*

I have no more cheesy jokes

 

[Das Brutus]

a man walks into a bar...



says "ow".

 

[santiago gracia]

a man walks into a bar...
says "ow".

Hahahaha. That was super cheezey but hilarious. LOL. Nice one.

 

[marioknight92]

a man walks into a bar...
says "ow".

I got one to top that

"two men walk in to a bar....... You would think the other guy would see it.."

 

[Cadet]

Two atoms are talking.

The first one says, "I lost an electron."

Second one says, "Are you sure?"

First one says, "I'm positive!"

 

[GarzakAzur]

Two atoms are talking.

The first one says, "I lost an electron."

Second one says, "Are you sure?"

First one says, "I'm positive!"

Haha really nice

 

[Sigma LS]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender "What do I owe you?"

Bartender says. "For you, no charge."

 

[just me]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender "What do I owe you?"

Bartender says. "For you, no charge."

T'was a good one
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
That rocks and is filled With cheezy jokes.

JustMe

 

[Jesmikz908]

Did you guys know electrons have mass?
I never knew they were religious....

 

[mkshane81]

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

 

[Gman]

Constipated People Don't Give A crap. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

[Seno Ypsamee]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender "What do I owe you?"

Bartender says. "For you, no charge."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[gamerguy55]

a man walks into a bar...
says "ow".

Hahahaha. That was super cheezey but hilarious. LOL. Nice one.

I didn't get it to begin with, but when I did I lost it!

 

[eggfooyoung]

War does not show who's right, but who's left.

 

[SPARTAN II]

So then, is that a case of the left [side] not knowing what the right [side] is doing? lol

Can anybody guess what this is? Hmm?

________| | |___/|
_[---]____\/\/___| |___[---]
_/ S \_____||___||____/ P \
/ ___ \____| |__| |___/ ___\

 

[Malechei]

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." So the rope walks out and ties himself in a knot and frays his ends a bit then walks back in and orders another drink. The bartender asks, "hey, weren't you just in here?" To which the rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[BigBlackCorey]

Can anybody guess what this is? Hmm?

________| | |___/|
_[---]____\/\/___| |___[---]
_/ S \_____||___||____/ P \
/ ___ \____| |__| |___/ ___\

i have been staring at this for a while,... i have no idea.

but on a better note:


How did the blonde die raking leaves?




...She fell out of the tree