Favorite Quotes

[TexasAggie2011]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

one of my favorites

 

[mothergoose]

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" - Duke Nukem
"Cherish the feeling of free-flight, it doesn't last long" - told my buddy before we went skydiving

 

[Spawn Camp3r]

my personal saying I came up with is suks4U

but my favorite is

 

[Thundertotum]

what is it like a spider? - RVB

Carpet bombing is very accurate, your always going to hit the ground. - Unknown

He F***er i have a few extra round maybe you could hold them, In your head. - me

 

[pooper]

Here's one that I've seen somewhere on this site...

"Never argue with an idiot, for he/she will lower you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

 

[rickgyver]

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"You laugh because I'm different... I laugh 'cause I just farted!"

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[church 957]

"And when he gets to heaven
to saint peter he will tell
one more soldier reporting sir
i've served my time in hell" Call of duty finest hour

"Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder" Call of duty 4

Reporter: "What do u feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
Marine: "Recoil"

Love that last one.

 

[Spartan857]

And when I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hase me
O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand
And count me amoung Thy saints

Boondock Saints. Classic.


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- Bumper sticker

 

[DrPervySage]

My only regret is that I have but 1 life to lose for my country. -Nathan Hale

 

[SGT Razor]

I was IMing with a girl and I forgot why we were talking about hands, but this is what it came to. She said, "I have to do all my typing one-handed."

I should take that as a compliment, right?

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You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- Bumper sticker

That one completely defines my friend. I'm sending this one to him right away!

 

[Dreadnought]

"Our destiny's are intertwined"
"No wonder I have been having a bad luck streak"
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"Whats a good word for choosing between two things you really don't want to do?"
"Uhhh....Conundrum? Dilemma? A three-some with cheerleaders?"
"I'm gonna go with Conundrum..."
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"The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts."
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"Better a dagger in the night then a thousand swords at dawn"
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"Remember marines, if these bastards are right we got a $#!T load of virgins waiting for us so lets get crackin'!"
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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"His loyalty could not be bought, yet it could be rented rather cheaply."
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on"
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"We sought to punish you, while it was we who were in error. You represent what is greatest in us all, and all our hopes go with you. En Tarro Adun, brave sons of Aiur!"
"Wow... does that mean their gonna send some backup for us?"
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[tlither]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

 

[vulture]

" Heres the problem, Too many toasters!" -Mario, Hotel Mario, Cd-i console

 

[Dreadnought]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Lol, I have that in my Sig. I got it from Mad Max where is that from?

 

[Asrai]

I'm always using a line from Yoda with my daughter...."Do or do not. There is no try."

 

[Twisting Neather]

Life is like a movie, a really, really, really, really, bad movie. - Me

 

[LastSpartan]

Yes. the noob section is interesting at times. Its a lot like diamond mining, except the dirt is really rude and you have to keep smashing it with a hammer to make it shut up.-NZ-TK

 

[Sigma LS]

Haha, I think that's my favorite quote about the the noob forum.



Just remembered another classic. "The only thing they did better than us was suck and die."

 

[Spartan857]

Haha, I think that's my favorite quote about the the noob forum.
Just remembered another classic. "The only thing they did better than us was suck and die."

What was that from? For the life of me I cant remember....... I got some more..

Abe Sapian-"The thing was on your arm for only five minutes but it laid three eggs. HELLBOY: didnt even buy me a drink."

I watched both hellboy movies today lol

 

[Razgriz]

Yes. the noob section is interesting at times. Its a lot like diamond mining, except the dirt is really rude and you have to keep smashing it with a hammer to make it shut up.-NZ-TK

Check out my sig, hehehe...

I put that in there as soon as I saw him post that. Still makes me laugh every time.