Favorite Quotes

[Spartan857]

In memory of George Carlin-

"There are nights when only the moon howls and the wolves are silent"

This quote is in my top 5.

 

[ImaGonnaGetYou]

HK-47 (The Assassin Droid) Quotes​

Statement: But master, "human" does not accurately describe the large amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form. "Organic meatbag" is far more suited to your kind.

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Reflection: Master, although he died gruesomely, I have no doubt that the inhabitants of that sector were fishing pieces of Bochaba the Hutt out of their soup for weeks afterward. Oh, how I wish I had the opportunity to fish dead meatbag out of my soup, master.

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Explanation: Master, there are many politicians on Coruscant. I could spend decades slaughtering them and never make a dent. I remember a candidate for the position of Chancellor. I believe he could have become Chancellor. Before killing him, I killed some of his opponents, and even some that he did not ask for. Freebies, if you will.

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Continuation: And while screaming and stabbing at me with a writing utensil, my previous master punctured one of my actuators, and destroyed my assassination protocol. I would have congratulated him, if he were not sizzling and being electrocuted at the time. The utensil remained in my chest plating for many years...pure luck on his part, I suspect.

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Statement: Master, I wonder how many dead masters I have out there. A droid can live for a looong time, you know.

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Statement: Oh, no, prospective buyer, assassination droids are highly illegal. I am a law abiding droid. Yes, law abiding. That's me.

HK is the funniest robot EVAR.

 

[LastSpartan]

Yeah, but can you kill animated ducks with it? No you cant, you will just get laughed at by a dog. -Keegan.

I luv you Keegan

 

[ERADICATORofDTH]

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars..."

Don't know who that is from...

 

[Spartan857]

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars..."

Don't know who that is from...

sounds like something from the Kirby games lol.



Man: You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Pedro: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Man: I just hope you're not busy for about a month...

 

[ERADICATORofDTH]

sounds like something from the Kirby games lol.
Man: You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Pedro: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Man: I just hope you're not busy for about a month...

Haha nope. It's on this poster in my Biology class at school. I will get the name of the person tomorrow.

 

[BFDesigns]

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars..."

Don't know who that is from...

"It's better to aim for a pile of dogsh!t and hit it dead on face first than to shoot for the stars and miss." -a friend of mine

"The glass is neither half full, nor half empty. It is, however, twice as big as it needs to be." -Personal philosophy of mine.

"I Drink, Therefore I Am!" -Another personal philosophy of mine.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" -Bender

From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

"We can't stop here man, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!"

"... The Question Mark was emphasized."

"The Bazooka Circus is what the whole wide world would be doing on Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."

"Careful! There's plenty of vultures out here, they'll pick your bones clean before morning!"

"BEAUTIFUL f***ING TITS MAN!!"

"As your Attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top."

"AS YOUR ATTORNEY, I ADVISE YOU TO TAKE A HIT FROM THE LITTLE BROWN BOTTLE IN MY SHAVING KIT!"

 

[LastSpartan]

Si tu pisses contre le vent, fait attention à tes dents.

English : If you pee while facing the wind, careful to your teeth.

It funnier in french since vent (wind) and dents (teeth) have the same sound

 

[Spartan857]

Si tu pisses contre le vent, fait attention à tes dents.

English : If you pee while facing the wind, careful to your teeth.

It funnier in french since vent (wind) and dents (teeth) have the same sound

thats crazy. I like the german language more.

A fish should swim thrice: in water, in sauce, and in wine.

A huckster who cannot pass off mouse-turd for pepper, has not learned his trade.

Write on one of the devil's horns, "Good angel," and many will believe it.

Where the best wine grows, the worst is drunk.

 

[just me]

Few of my favourites:

"But I am an optimist and I Don't believe that Human will die just as it has got long enough for things to become interesting"
-Stephen Hawking.
I'm not sure if it is written like that, I had to translate it from finnish.

"No f*cking man kills me and lives!!"
-Somebody

What is that!?!!(agent Myers, Hellboy) Lemme go ask...(Hellboy)

"Without me, there wouldn't be us.
Without us, there would only be you.But, if there is no me then there is no you.
So, without us, there is nothing."
-Me

"When Mind is asleep, monsters are born"
-A friend of mine

JustMe

 

[rvb4life]

"Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you are f@#ked."-me

my personal motto (V for vendetta fans?)- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe"

 

[GalaxySailor]

From one of the best books/movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

"He who makes a beast of himself
Gets rid of the pain
Of being a man."
Dr. Johnson

Our trip was different. It was to
be a classic affirmation of
everything right and true in the
national character; a gross,
physical salute to the fantastic
possibilities of life in this
country. But only for those with
true grit...

And a great one from Patton:

If everyone is thinking the same thing, then no one is thinking.

 

[Thundertotum]

Death is a path not taken untill its too late. - me

When someone you love dies Mourn them not, but praise the deeds they have done. - Grandmother

 

[Garland]

"No f*cking man kills me and lives!!"
-Somebody

Not sure if it's a variation because it was translated into Finnish and then back again, but it sounds familiar:

"No damned man kills me and lives." --General Nathan Bedford Forrest, CSA

Here's some more:
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." --Mark Twain

"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" --Patrick Henry

rvb4life: I love that movie.

 

[ilikecats]

"Every Man Lives, but not everyman Truly Dies!" - Lightning Revenant Warcraft III

 

[a1200]

"I dont know about angels, but its fear that gives men wings"- Max Payne

"BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW KILL KILL KILL!"- my old military school cadence

"They can run, but they'll only die tired!"- BF2

 

[gamerguy55]

Looking for something often defeats the purpose of finding it.

^^

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my personal motto (V for vendetta fans?)- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici[...]

Remember, remember the fifth of November...

I bought a V mask and wig off of Ebay, not too long ago. ^.^

 

[kratoas]

"Fez, the foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know." - Kelso; That 70's Show

Epic win!

 

[tlither]

"Nuts!" - General Anthony McAuliffe, acting commanding officer, 101st Airborne, Bastogne, December, 1944.

When injured - Walk it off OR rub dirt on it.

One of my all time favorites is "Suck it up and drive on" - you military guys (and girls) will understand.

Maximum effective range for an excuse is 0 meters.

 

[freakazoid]

Frisky dingo: "Please dont kill us!"
"Please dont make it so appealing!"
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"or we could shoot them all"

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"C'mon dude try it its sushi"

"No way dude sushi is nasty"

"you have to try it several times, its an acquired taste"

"you could lick my butt several times, that's an acquired taste!"

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"And Shepard's we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power has descended from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carryout thy command, and so we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris et Filii, et Spiritus Scanti"