Happy Warthog Day!

[chwbcc1]

In honor of Groundhog Day, a completely pointless yet totally event filled media stunt to exploit the morning ritual of Punxsutawney Phil climbing out of bed and stretching his tiny legs in the fresh morning breeze, I have written this long run on sentence to encourage everyone to play along and imagine, just for a moment, What Would Master Chief Do (WWMCD)?



So, What happens if Master Chief wakes up and saw his shadow?

 

[ACDCrockr209]

He would say, "Samuel...is that you?!" and end up talking to it all day.



-Pony

 

[Upchuk]

1 more yr. of the Human-Covenant war?

 

[Nerfguy3million]

he would stair at his shado to remember all of his fallen comrads... linda,kirt,samual, etc... Then he would put the emotion away,look up and see a horde of covenent FOOLS who have dared to atack MASTER CHIEF on his day of remembrance... and a story later... the covenent died and all of the vilagers would rejoice and Through a parade for the CHIEF...

:eek

 

[A Guardian]

I think Chief and his shadow would go off on some day spa retreat.

Only to have some covenant show up to get their nails done too.

They would get to talking, then Master Chief would realize that the covenant are the bad guys,( and that he doesn't speak covenant), and would kill them all While duel wielding nail files.

 

[bevbor]

"Iy's time to play THAT!!!"

 

[SchizophrenicMC]

What would the Chief do if he saw his Shadow?

Gotta love them Shadows.

 

[GMer56]

He would shoot it, realize its his shadow, then throw a plasma grenade at it!

 

[Keegan]

What would the Chief do if he saw his Shadow?



*picture*



Gotta love them Shadows.

I lol'd

 

[mattmann1]

He would see his shadow realize that it is a tacticle disadvantage, try to kill it, realize he can't, go to Chuck Noris and ask how to kill his shadow and then...