Johnson!!!

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I know why Spartan 117 kicks so much ass, and here is why.
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For pete's sake, i drew a poster of the most kick butt people i know of, and MC was the biggest picture on the poster

Oh, they'll definately change the game for your poster. :mrgreen:

And for the record, Chuck Norris is an internet sensation... but whether he's really tough remains to be seen. The man hasn't competed in prolly
30 years... Just makes movies and commercials these days.
 
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Yeah, I mean c'mon... Blew up a big ass ring, defeated over 1000 Covenant troops, allied with the Elites, killed a Prophet...
 
hmmm.....its gonna end like this.......

Johnson: "chief i am, your father......"

MC:"Nooooooooooooooooooo.............."

and then everything blows up......... THE END :mrgreen:
 
I think we were on to something with the Chuck Norris/Sargeant Johnson comparison...

We totally need to do some Sgt. Johnson 'Facts' like the ones they make up for Chuck.
 
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Yeah, but he's a Spartan 1.0... he can't die. Spartans never die... I wouldn't be so torn up if Miranda died, but Johnson's been there since the beginning! it sucks man...

LOL I remember in Halo 1, even if you killed Sgt. Johnson yourself, he would appear in the next lvl again. xD
 
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When that Brute kicked Johnson in the Campaign Trailer, he broke his foot with such earthshattering force that it destroyed the entire Covenant army.
 
in Halo 1 when Johnson fires his gun on the level "Halo" 9999 bullets come out.

yes i modded the game
 
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