:: Houston, we have a problem
: What could it possibly be this time that its really that important, i mean we are wagging war against the Covenant
:: Well sir, you see, its Master Chief sir
: What could possibly happen to that super-soldier?????
:: Well sir, hes.....hes..... on the toilet!
: Great Scott...... We Are Screwed!
:: Its Worse
: What else could possibly go wrong.....
:: Sir, Hes reading...