My Non-Boat Dwelling

[project003]

If I could memorize the lyrics, I probably would sing that.

then let me help:

Aww *bleep*, get your towels ready it's about to go down

Everybody in the place hit the *bleep* deck

But stay on your *bleep* toes

We running this, let's go



I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the *bleep* boat



I'm on a boat *bleep* take a look at me

Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat

You can't stop me *bleep* cause I'm on a boat



Take a picture, trick

I'm on a boat, *bleep*

We drinking Santana champ,

Cause it's so crisp

I got my swim trunks

And my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's

Straight flipping copies



I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and *bleep*

The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat, *bleep*, don't you ever forget



I'm on a boat and

It's going fast and

I got a nautical themed

pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world

On a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore,

then you're sure not me-oh



Get the *bleep* up, this boat is REAL!!!



*bleep* land, I'm on a boat, *bleep*

*bleep* trees, I climb buoys, *bleep*

I'm on the deck with my boys, *bleep*

This boat engine make noise, *bleep*



Hey ma, if you could see me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible



Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road

Poseidon

Look at me, oh



Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say

I *bleep* a mermaid



I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the *bleep* boat

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you fill in the bleeps lol.

 

[AlexSpartan177]

I like *bleeps*



and



Heather is.... ON A BOAT!!!