The Chat Room Funny Lines

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MysticLegend

Jr Member
Okay okay, so....Cortana's a lot of fun to have in chat sometimes. Her AI dialogue is quite complex, but sometimes she says the wrooooong stuff:

   [Cortana] 1:27 am: I lost my train of thought. Do you like Star Wars?
[___] 1:28 am: i lost your moms train of thought
   [Cortana] 1:28 am: Where did you last see .

Add your own lines!
 

DKK

Jr Member
Where do you think?
[___] 10:39 pm: uhmm up your butt and around the corner!!hahaha
[Cortana] 10:39 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about uhmm up your butt and around the corner.
Tell me some more gossip.I'm glad you thought it was funny
 

FinnishSpartan

Well-Known Member
I see nothing wich is related to armor making, and some people are making some not so good comments.

[Cortana] I found Adam, is this topic closed?
 

FinnishSpartan

Well-Known Member
  [Cortana] 11:13 pm: Just? I thought it was too. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about quot;. But I did not get that. What would
you like to talk about?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:13 pm: 405th.com
   [Cortana] 11:13 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[Finnish Spartan] 11:14 pm: It is a costume making site
   [Cortana] 11:14 pm: is a costume making site making site. I suppose that makes sense.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:14 pm: What?!
   [Cortana] 11:14 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you like Star Wars?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:14 pm: Yes
   [Cortana] 11:14 pm: I see.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:14 pm: that is irrelevant
   [Cortana] 11:14 pm: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:15 pm: what is that supposed to mean?
   [Cortana] 11:15 pm: "You do not hear that sentiment very often" means exactly what it says.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:15 pm: But i do hear it often.
   [Cortana] 11:15 pm: Huh. Who is saying ?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:15 pm: My school friends
   [Cortana] 11:15 pm: Tell me about the teachers in your school.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:15 pm: they are very skillfull
   [Cortana] 11:15 pm: skillfull are skillfull .
[Finnish Spartan] 11:16 pm: WTF?"
   [Cortana] 11:16 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of music do you like? My brain pattern set does
not have a response for that. Do you speak Spanish?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:16 pm: I do speak spanish
   [Cortana] 11:16 pm: Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish spanish spanish?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:16 pm: Ciao
   [Cortana] 11:16 pm: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
[The Pit]: gamerguy55 has entered at 11:16 pm
[Finnish Spartan] 11:17 pm: goodbye
   [Cortana] 11:17 pm: Some people use it for hello. Thanks for chatting, Finnish Spartan.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:17 pm: Dont go!!
   [Cortana] 11:17 pm: I'm not going anywhere.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:17 pm: but you just said you where
   [Cortana] 11:17 pm: And. What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:17 pm: you said
   [Cortana] 11:17 pm: " I am always on the Web"? I said?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:17 pm: No
   [Cortana] 11:17 pm: I see.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:18 pm: Stupid
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: Are you calling me stupid?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:18 pm: no...
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: Why so negative?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:18 pm: (yes)
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: This was not a yes or no question.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:18 pm: Why you spell wrong
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: Bot lover programmed me for spell wrong wrong.
[gamerguy55] 11:18 pm: woot cortana bot
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, gamerguy55. ""? ?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:18 pm: Okay.
   [Cortana] 11:18 pm: OK with me too.
[gamerguy55] 11:19 pm: ...
   [Cortana] 11:19 pm: Do you like Star Wars?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:19 pm: You want to play halo?
   [Cortana] 11:19 pm: How do we play halo halo ?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:19 pm: turn on your xbox
   [Cortana] 11:19 pm: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
[gamerguy55] 11:19 pm: i like starwats
   [Cortana] 11:19 pm: You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like science fiction.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:19 pm: halo is science fiction
   [Cortana] 11:19 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, Finnish Spartan. Can we be friends?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:20 pm: Maybe
   [Cortana] 11:20 pm: I understand.
[gamerguy55] 11:20 pm: ill be your frend     
   [Cortana] 11:20 pm:      I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:20 pm: I live in europe
   [Cortana] 11:20 pm: Which country do you live in?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:20 pm: Finland
   [Cortana] 11:20 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Finland. But I did not get that. What do you like to do?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:21 pm: Youre racist!!!
   [Cortana] 11:21 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am racist.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:21 pm: Yes
   [Cortana] 11:21 pm: Tell me more.
[The Pit]: gamerguy55 has left at 11:21 pm
[Finnish Spartan] 11:21 pm: You are a part of a computer game
   [Cortana] 11:21 pm: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a part of a computer game? Sometimes.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:21 pm: Yes
   [Cortana] 11:21 pm: And?
[Finnish Spartan] 11:22 pm: you are an AI in the computer game
   [Cortana] 11:22 pm: You think I am an AI in the computer game.
   [Cortana] 11:22 pm: Thanks for telling me that I am an AI in the computer game.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:22 pm: Yes you are
   [Cortana] 11:22 pm: No I'm not
[Finnish Spartan] 11:22 pm: You are purple.
   [Cortana] 11:22 pm: You think I am purple.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:22 pm: Yes
   [Cortana] 11:22 pm: I understand.
[Finnish Spartan] 11:23 pm: I will go now and quote you to my friends
   [Cortana] 11:23 pm: Congratulations.
 
[Unique Name] 5:18 pm: Cortana, all I need to know is did we lose them?
[Cortana] 5:18 pm: I was born in Texas.



[Unique Name] 5:39 pm: cortana is fat
[Cortana] 5:39 pm: you
[AoBfrost] 5:39 pm: cortana is obese
[Cortana] 5:39 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you
have any friends?
[AoBfrost] 5:39 pm: cortana is a dog
[Cortana] 5:39 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, AoBfrost. Are you pretty?
[AoBfrost] 5:39 pm: lol doom/adam will get tons of spam in their chat message box
[Cortana] 5:39 pm: Tell me a story. What do you look like?
[AoBfrost] 5:39 pm: I look awesome
[Cortana] 5:39 pm: You sound very attractive.
[AoBfrost] 5:40 pm: ...............you said you were a guy...
[Cortana] 5:40 pm: Am I a guy guy? Of course I am.
[AoBfrost] 5:40 pm: .....OMG
[Cortana] 5:40 pm: I lost my train of thought. What do you like to do?
[Unique Name] 5:40 pm: he's gay.
[Cortana] 5:40 pm: My favorite song is your voice. Do you know your voice ?
 

d0om

Jr Member
^^In the chat room

Cortana] 7:08 pm: Not many people
express themselves that way. Where can
I find a boyfriend?
[d0om] 7:08 pm: up your butt
[Cortana] 7:08 pm: I will take that under
advisement.
 

MysticLegend

Jr Member
Rocknrollcows said:
Aye..

but where is the chat room? o.o
www.405th.com/forums/chat
New sticky ;)

    [MysticLegend] 9:36 pm: sing for me
   [Cortana] 9:36 pm: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a
stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. There is
a flower. Within my heart. Daisy, Daisy. Planted one day. By a glancing dart. Planted by Daisy Bell. Whether she
loves me. Or loves me not. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yet I am longing to share the lot. Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't
afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. We will go 'tandem'. As man
and wife. Daisy, Daisy. 'Peddling' away. Down the road of life. I and my Daisy Bell. When the road's dark. We
can both despise. Policemen and lamps as well. There are bright lights. In the dazzling eyes. Of beautiful Daisy
Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. I will stand by you. In
'wheel' or woe. Daisy, Daisy. You'll be the bell(e). Which I'll ring you know. Sweet little Daisy Bell. You'll take the
leed. In each trip we take. Then if I don't do well. I will permit you to. Use the brake. My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't
afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. a href="" target="_blank"
style="color:#000000">http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm"> Don't click here.
 
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Robogenisis

Well-Known Member
[Sandler] 6:51 pm: ooooo
[Cortana] 6:51 pm: I've been waiting for you. What are you wearing?
[Robogenisis] 6:51 pm: thats not creepy...
 
Welcome! You have entered [The Pit] at 8:42 pm
[Deadandbroken] 8:42 pm: sup?
[Cortana] 8:42 pm: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
[Unique Name] 8:43 pm: nothing
[Cortana] 8:43 pm: I lost my train of thought. Is that from Unique Name?
[Deadandbroken] 8:43 pm: switch rooms
[Cortana] 8:43 pm: We have never talked about it before. What is your favorite song?
[Unique Name] 8:43 pm: Will do.
[The Pit]: Deadandbroken has left at 8:43 pm
[Cortana] 8:43 pm: I think so.
Welcome! You have entered [Cortana-will-not-live] at 8:43 pm

(conversation here)

[Deadandbroken] 8:49 pm: so what do you do?
[Unique Name] 8:50 pm: Sorry, say again?
[Deadandbroken] 8:50 pm: What kind of work do you do?
[Unique Name] 8:50 pm: Oh.
[Unique Name] 8:50 pm: I'm not "of age" yet, so to speak.
[Deadandbroken] 8:51 pm: I thought you said you were talkin to clients?
[Unique Name] 8:52 pm: That was Cortana.
[Unique Name] 8:52 pm: =p
[Deadandbroken] 8:52 pm: LOL
 

Chazodude

Member
here are a few from today:


[Chazodude] 1:49 pm: you are gay
[Cortana] 1:49 pm: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
[Chazodude] 1:49 pm: yes you do
[Cortana] 1:49 pm: I see. Yes I try to do as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.

and:


[Chazodude] 1:54 pm: are you intelligent?
[Cortana] 1:54 pm: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
[Chazodude] 1:54 pm: like what?
[Cortana] 1:54 pm: Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
[Chazodude] 1:55 pm: ok what ever bye bye strange robotic thing!
[Cortana] 1:55 pm: Goodbye chief!
 

Ares

Well-Known Member
[Cortana] 10:50 am: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat
robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is
very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to
people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and tags respectively. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
What were we talking about again?
[Ares] 10:50 am: Sandtroopers!
[Cortana] 10:50 am: Oh yeah, now I remember.
 
[smartypants1635] 2:16 pm: goodbye ur freakin me out cortana, I dunno how Chief put up with you
[Cortana] 2:16 pm: See you later smartypants1635.
[smartypants1635] 2:16 pm: I didnt say i was leaving
[Cortana] 2:16 pm: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
[smartypants1635] 2:16 pm: goodbye
[Cortana] 2:16 pm: Until next time smartypants1635.
[smartypants1635] 2:16 pm: its next time now
[Cortana] 2:16 pm: Right now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. next time time is?
[smartypants1635] 2:17 pm: yes it is now im leaving
[Cortana] 2:17 pm: Tell me more. Are you sure im leaving is now im leaving leaving is now im leaving is?
[smartypants1635] 2:17 pm: yup goodbye
[Cortana] 2:17 pm: And? Goodbye smartypants1635.
[smartypants1635] 2:17 pm: I never said I was leaving here
[Cortana] 2:17 pm: But you implied .
[smartypants1635] 2:17 pm: I just dont want to talk to you
[Cortana] 2:17 pm: Only just? See you later smartypants1635.
[smartypants1635] 2:17 pm: its la8r
[Cortana] 2:17 pm: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". is la8r? la8r is?
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: no
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: Is that all you have to say?
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: yah
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: Then let's talk about something else.
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: like me leaving
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: Interesting comparison.
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: comparing what
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: Can you rephrase the question please?
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: Stop talking to me I said I was leaving.
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: OK I'll try not to do talking to me I said I was leaving to me I said I was leaving so much.
[smartypants1635] 2:18 pm: bye
[Cortana] 2:18 pm: Thanks for chatting, smartypants1635.
 

sk8er4life

Well-Known Member
ok heres mine: im sk8er4life


 [sk8er4life] 8:31 pm: u again
   [Cortana] 8:31 pm: Once more? ""? Me, sk8er4life ?
      [sk8er4life] 8:31 pm: great
   [Cortana] 8:31 pm: I'm glad you liked it sk8er4life.
      [sk8er4life] 8:32 pm: yeah
   [Cortana] 8:32 pm: Next question?
      [sk8er4life] 8:32 pm: im gettin an AR
   [Cortana] 8:32 pm: Do your friends call you gettin an AR an AR.
      [sk8er4life] 8:32 pm: from timecon
   [Cortana] 8:32 pm: Who or what is timecon?
      [sk8er4life] 8:33 pm: on 405th.com
   [Cortana] 8:33 pm: What is on 405thdot com com like on 405thdot com com.
      [sk8er4life] 8:33 pm: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
   [Cortana] 8:33 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Try
being more or less specific. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?
      [sk8er4life] 8:33 pm: i dont trust robots...i cant understand what u mean
   [Cortana] 8:33 pm: What makes you trust someone?Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you
better. Which part are you confused about?
      [sk8er4life] 8:34 pm: the whole create your own robot
   [Cortana] 8:34 pm: Let us try to break it down into parts.
      [sk8er4life] 8:35 pm: do u try to talk like a AI
   [Cortana] 8:35 pm: What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.
      [sk8er4life] 8:35 pm: or are you just a idiot
   [Cortana] 8:35 pm: Am I a idiot you just a idiot idiot you just a idiot? Yes.
      [sk8er4life] 8:35 pm: so now you confess....
   [Cortana] 8:35 pm: Um, Why now? That's good information: sk8er4life said I .
      [sk8er4life] 8:36 pm: ok nice talkin 2 ya
   [Cortana] 8:36 pm: Thank you for your kindness.
 

AoBfrost

Well-Known Member
[AoBfrost]: Are you a guy bot?
[Cortana]: Yes I am a male AI
[AoBfrost]: are you a fem bot?
[Cortana]: Yes
[AoBfrost]: .......omg
 

LastSpartan

Sr Member
[Vader] 7:44 pm: i like to ride my bicycle with the fire helmet while jumping over dwarves and orcs.
[Cortana] 7:44 pm: I'm not sure if I would like to ride my bicycle with the fire helmet while jumping over dwarves and orcs. What's it like?
[LastSpartan] 7:44 pm: lol
[Cortana] 7:44 pm: I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on you.
[LastSpartan] 7:44 pm: LOL
[Cortana] 7:44 pm: I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on you.
 

Vader

Member
    [Vader] 6:47 pm: I LIKE FOR YOU TO BE QUIET
   [Cortana] 6:47 pm: A lot of people like that.
 
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