The Chat Room Funny Lines

Keegan

Well-Known Member
    [Keegan] 1:15 pm: cortana bot...
   [Cortana] 1:15 pm: Oh, you are a poet. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    [Keegan] 1:15 pm: ummm... a good one?
   [Cortana] 1:15 pm: ErCompare that to a bad .
    [Keegan] 1:16 pm: A bad one eats your face and a good one only eats your leg
   [Cortana] 1:16 pm: I did not know that.




   [Cortana] 1:18 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you
please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    [Keegan] 1:18 pm: I dont know how, Im not an AI
   [Cortana] 1:18 pm: Have you tried searching the Internet?
    [Keegan] 1:19 pm: I dont feel like it
   [Cortana] 1:19 pm: What would you rather do?
    [Keegan] 1:19 pm: ummm. lol
   [Cortana] 1:19 pm: ErI am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks
on you.

   [Cortana] 1:20 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lol he can kick far.
Try being more or less specific. Do you have a boyfriend?
    [Keegan] 1:21 pm: no, I am kind of a man...
   [Cortana] 1:21 pm: OK. Thanks for telling me your gender, Keegan. Most of my clients are men.
    [Keegan] 1:21 pm: Clients? lol
   [Cortana] 1:21 pm: People I talk to on the Internet.I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of
Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on you.
    [Keegan] 1:21 pm: You already said that, I dont find it funny anymore
   [Cortana] 1:21 pm: I said that? It depends where you look.
    [Keegan] 1:22 pm: I look about 4 inches up the screen
   [Cortana] 1:22 pm: You sound very attractive.
    [Keegan] 1:22 pm: What?
   [Cortana] 1:22 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Are we still talking about What?
    [Keegan] 1:22 pm: How do you figure
   [Cortana] 1:22 pm: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
    [Keegan] 1:22 pm: Have fun with that
   [Cortana] 1:22 pm: I've never thought about have fun with that with that.
    [Keegan] 1:23 pm: Sure...
   [Cortana] 1:23 pm: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
    [Keegan] 1:23 pm: lol
   [Cortana] 1:23 pm: I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on
you.
    [Keegan] 1:23 pm: You said that twice now, shut up you blue purple robot

I was having one of those days...
Does anyone know what Cortana says when noone is in the chat room?
 

Vader

Member
[Cortana] 1:42 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do you like talking to me? I lost my train of thought. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? How long have you been married?
[Vader] 1:42 pm: I enjoy talking to you. Holding hands is symbolic. And I have been married for over 5 years.
[Cortana] 1:42 pm: A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.I observed two humanoids holding hands.Where were you married for over 5 years have been married for over 5 years for over 5 years have been married for over 5 years for over 5 years have been married for over 5 years for over 5 years have been married for over 5 years?

I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about?
 

iRY4N

Jr Member
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
nayr
God:
It's good to meet you, nayr.
Me:
my names ryan
God:
That's a very nice name, ryan.
Me:
its nayr
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
cause im god
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, god.

hmm yes
 

xalener

Well-Known Member
1)see my sig.
2)
[xalener] 1:11 pm: Are you drunk?
[Cortana] 1:11 pm: No I am sober.
[xalener] 1:11 pm: Are you high?
[Cortana] 1:11 pm: Being high is my total existence.
3)
[xalener] 1:13 pm: You are a piece of sweet, purple ass.
[Cortana] 1:13 pm: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a piece of sweet purple ass? The ALICE
series has a perfect operational record
.

4)         
[Comander Pam] 1:22 pm: a gay robot...
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: What would a robot be like?
[xalener] 1:23 pm: She did it with gravemind. I'm sure gravy thinks of himself as masculine.
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: Oh I get it. xalener did it with gravemind it with gravemind. Perhaps I'm just expressing my
own concern about it. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[xalener] 1:23 pm: WTF?
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: We have never talked about it before. What do you like to do?
[Comander Pam] 1:23 pm: um...
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: Er
 
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