The dumbest questions anyone ever asked you?

[cemretas]

"Cemre, why is your name spelt with a C?"
My response: Are you stupid? Thats like asking why bee's are black and yellow, because it just is.

Someone asked how to do whatever
"Dont you know how to do (Blank)?"
My response: Well if he/she knew how to do it, they wouldnt ask a daft bastard like you, now would they?

"Cemre why are you so kewl?"
My response: (See first response)

There are more, but im too pissed from thinking of the inane questions to type them out.

 

[Durlaburban]

go CemreTas!!!!

1 more stupid question... "How do you pronouce your name?!"

 

[cemretas]

go CemreTas!!!!

1 more stupid question... "How do you pronouce your name?!"

Rararagaghhagh

Cemre Tas
(Jem-Ray) (Tas) or (Tash)

 

[thisismadness2]

hmm dumbest question.... i got it!......whats The dumbest questions anyone ever asked you?...j/k probly y does crap smell

 

[cemretas]

hmm dumbest question.... i got it!......whats The dumbest questions anyone ever asked you?...j/k probly y does crap smell

CANT YOU READ???S
Gosh.
It says "Other than this question" next to the thread title.
Gosh golly gee.

But crap smells like burgendy, with a hint of lemon.

 

[MrSniper19]

one time my friend called my house and at the end of the phone call, he said "so where are you?" i repiled with "at home dumb s***"

lol

 

[Ssyn]

What's your favorite jewish past time?

 

[flying squirl]

i was asked if we have blind people in ireland.
friend of mine was asked if lepricauns have been sucsesfully intergrated into the community or if they were stilla minority group.
same friend was asked if we have gay people.

 

[AoBfrost]

At work:

"is crispy....crispy?"

 

[Unique Name]

In a debate round:

moron: "are you aware that your first harm does not have inherency?"
me: "not explicitly, but in saying it's a harm we say it exists, which is what inherency means"
moron: "are you aware that your second harm does not have inherency?"