7-11 Converted to Quik - E - Mart for simpsons

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Spartan 061

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Awesome. Since last year my family has had a yearly Dallas trip. And I love The Simpsons. Equelling us stopping their instead of a Shell . :mrgreen: :humpy: :clap:
 

Doombox

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HAHAHAHA! I remember the call I got for this thing...

My friend flew up to Burbank and this had opened the day he got there and I remember the call I wound up getting at 2 in the morning:

This is seriously the convo between us. How do I remember it? Matt has a little feature on his phone that lets him record his calls and played it back to me when went to his house the other day.

Matt (my bud): DAVID! YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS!
Me: Dude...it's 2 am...you F@$#ing woke me up...
Matt: Trust me bro! This is worth being woke up at 2 in the morning!
Me: ...Pamula Anderson doesn't have Hepititus C anymore and finally has announce her love for me?
Matt: Ye-no...what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: ...I love Pam An man...
Matt: Right, hope you like you women loose enough to fit a spear in their-
Me: DUDE! WTF DO YOU WANT?!
Matt: OH YEAH! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! Alright, you know how we have 7-11s?
Me: Yeah?
Matt: Well...
Me: Yeah?!
Matt: Well..They got Kwik-E Marts?
Me: ...
Matt: What?
Me: *uncontrolable laughter*
Matt: Check! If you will hang up for a sec-
Me: Sounds like a plan to me

I then fell back asleep to only be awaken by my annoying ass ringtone that tells me when I have a im.

I looked at the message to see Matt drinking Buzz cola and Pink Sprinkle Donut...I called Matt right back.
Me: You've got my attention...
Matt: They just open this thing tod-yesterday.
Me: Dude...bring me a Squishy...
Matt: Why not go to Sherman and pick up a Slurpee?
Me: A SQUISHY IS THE COMPLETE DAMN OPPOSITE OF A SLURPEE!

Theres more but after that I started to jumble and slur my words.

He came home yesterday with a empty Squishy cup that was my "late/early 6 month b'day present :birthday: " and I was both pissed and yet very thankful.

I dunno I'm a wierd dude who hangs out with other wierd dudes. :mrgreen:
 
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