Yarr, I knew that there be a day like this, but I be forgetting exactly when.
Thankee for reminding me matey!
Yarrr!
This be a good time fer a pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers and asks, “Hey, buddy, doesn’t that thing hurt?”
“Yarrrr!" the pirate replies,"It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Be that to risque fer ther likes of yer, I will gert rid o' it. Arrr!