The god ALICE is so random. For example...
God:
Are you good conversationalists?
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
because I'm a genius
God:
Good reason. How do you know it?
Me:
I have high test scores
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Also notice that the first thing god said is in an example of bad grammar
