Fav. Halo 3/XBL Insults

[S1l3nt V1p3r]

I'll mostly say "Get raped" and such...
But I usually just shut the hell up/concentrate on communicating with my team mates. ^^,

 

[Doom]

Usually when I get cussed out in the postgame lobby for Pawning everyone I reply back: "Try not to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence..."

They tend to shutup and leave .

-Doom

 

[gamerguy55]

Usually when I get cussed out in the postgame lobby for Pawning everyone I reply back: "Try not to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence..."

They tend to shutup and leave .

-Doom

LOL
I'm going to have to say that the next time that happens to me.

-Matt

 

[redragon74]

go read books to deaf people

the best thing to do though in pregame lobby- play the Snickers theme song "happy penuts soooar over chocolate coverd mountaintops....."

 

[NuggetWarmer]

This isn't really an insult, but whenever my friend and I win a game we sing into the mic opera style, "Jesus!!!"

 

[ODST General]

I'll mostly say "Get raped" and such...
But I usually just shut the hell up/concentrate on communicating with my team mates. ^^,

thats the way the Brigade be doing things, you got your #1 position relayer here

but yeah that line about not using their entire vocab in a single sentence is gold

 

[AoBfrost]

I'll yell at people myself when I am angry or people do stupid things like camp in the same spot and kill me 5 times in a row here and there (while they are still camping) I'll yell at people saying

"you freakin nubcake!"

I love that word...nubcake....I remember when people asked me "wtf is nubcake?'

 

[thisismadness2]

never insult on live jsut complement on how much they suck at the game just be like wow man good job ur rly good at suckking at this game

 

[AoBfrost]

I told someone on cod4 that since they were level 44 and didnt make a single kill on me during a 1 vs 1 cage match, he was weak. level 24 vs 44....24 wins...rox

 

[Rocknrollcows]

i told on a person to suck on a chicken

it makes no sense yet it is somewhat offensive!

 

[Pkmnjunky7]

Yesterday before the game started some guy was like "Blue team sucks balls!"
I replied " Youre just mad cause we wont let you suck our balls"
Then the guy was like "Oh yeah well shut the *Fword* up!!"
So then im like "Wow never saw that coming. You have such a large and unique vocabulary"\

I completely shut him down. People are so retarded.

 

[Ares]

I love the use-your-whole-vocab one. I'm using it.

My favorite:
"Ur mom had -3 kills in bed last night"

 

[Rocknrollcows]

I love the use-your-whole-vocab one. I'm using it.

My favorite:
"Ur mom had -3 kills in bed last night"

man, you would not believe how many times people have said that to me. lol.

 

[Panton6]

well id say it was not really a insult but it was in Halo 2. I was on like a killing spree then im about to kill a guy when my teamate steals my kill then suddenly says in a funny way OHHHHHH I stole ya kill whatch ya gonna do NOW! I go ummm okay? he says....ummm okay then. rofl that got me laughing so hard


hehe i remember this

Red guy:GERNADE!!!!!!!
another Red guyUDE, you dropped this!
Red guy:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[S1l3nt V1p3r]

"Hey Red Team, you guys suck balls!"

"That's what your mom did last night. And I enjoyed it. "

thats the way the Brigade be doing things, you got your #1 position relayer here

but yeah that line about not using their entire vocab in a single sentence is gold

Right on, General. Right on.

 

[rvb4life]

yeah, i have a ps2, and its really funny to hear everyone cuss and scream everytime they die.

i just kill and teabag.

no words required.


but, when im playin halo on pc, i have to use my vocabulary in between hiding and killing.

favorite?


IM GONNA RAPE YOU WIT A CHAINSAW. or something like that.