ok, not really a song, but more a poem,
violets are blue
roses are black
why is your chest
as flat as my back?
and for those of you who were wondering, this is why i know it: my friend's elaborate plan is to tell his umm... girl friend i suppose... that she is really flat, alot of times, so eventually she y'know, flashes to him to prove she isn't too flat. but he can dream
no offence intended to anyone
no midgets hurt during the making of this post