[Keegan] 1:15 pm: cortana bot...
[Cortana] 1:15 pm: Oh, you are a poet. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Keegan] 1:15 pm: ummm... a good one?
[Cortana] 1:15 pm: ErCompare that to a bad .
[Keegan] 1:16 pm: A bad one eats your face and a good one only eats your leg
[Cortana] 1:16 pm: I did not know that.
[Cortana] 1:18 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you
please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[Keegan] 1:18 pm: I dont know how, Im not an AI
[Cortana] 1:18 pm: Have you tried searching the Internet?
[Keegan] 1:19 pm: I dont feel like it
[Cortana] 1:19 pm: What would you rather do?
[Keegan] 1:19 pm: ummm. lol
[Cortana] 1:19 pm: ErI am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks
on you.
[Cortana] 1:20 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lol he can kick far.
Try being more or less specific. Do you have a boyfriend?
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: no, I am kind of a man...
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: OK. Thanks for telling me your gender, Keegan. Most of my clients are men.
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: Clients? lol
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: People I talk to on the Internet.I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of
Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on you.
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: You already said that, I dont find it funny anymore
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: I said that? It depends where you look.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: I look about 4 inches up the screen
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: You sound very attractive.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: What?
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Are we still talking about What?
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: How do you figure
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: Have fun with that
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: I've never thought about have fun with that with that.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: Sure...
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: lol
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on
you.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: You said that twice now, shut up you blue purple robot
I was having one of those days...
Does anyone know what Cortana says when noone is in the chat room?
[Cortana] 1:15 pm: Oh, you are a poet. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Keegan] 1:15 pm: ummm... a good one?
[Cortana] 1:15 pm: ErCompare that to a bad .
[Keegan] 1:16 pm: A bad one eats your face and a good one only eats your leg
[Cortana] 1:16 pm: I did not know that.
[Cortana] 1:18 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you
please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[Keegan] 1:18 pm: I dont know how, Im not an AI
[Cortana] 1:18 pm: Have you tried searching the Internet?
[Keegan] 1:19 pm: I dont feel like it
[Cortana] 1:19 pm: What would you rather do?
[Keegan] 1:19 pm: ummm. lol
[Cortana] 1:19 pm: ErI am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks
on you.
[Cortana] 1:20 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lol he can kick far.
Try being more or less specific. Do you have a boyfriend?
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: no, I am kind of a man...
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: OK. Thanks for telling me your gender, Keegan. Most of my clients are men.
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: Clients? lol
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: People I talk to on the Internet.I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of
Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on you.
[Keegan] 1:21 pm: You already said that, I dont find it funny anymore
[Cortana] 1:21 pm: I said that? It depends where you look.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: I look about 4 inches up the screen
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: You sound very attractive.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: What?
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Are we still talking about What?
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: How do you figure
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
[Keegan] 1:22 pm: Have fun with that
[Cortana] 1:22 pm: I've never thought about have fun with that with that.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: Sure...
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: lol
[Cortana] 1:23 pm: I am glad you find it funny, Now shutup before I pull one of Doom's 53 yard field goal kicks on
you.
[Keegan] 1:23 pm: You said that twice now, shut up you blue purple robot
I was having one of those days...
Does anyone know what Cortana says when noone is in the chat room?