Be jealous no more my friend! http://translate.google.com/#i'm just jealous of anyone that has learned latin
I only know one sentence in French, "Je ne parle pas Francias." I do not speak French
Edit: That should be "Francais". I failed first year French...too many years ago to count.
On topic: I think the place we call Wal-mart would best be compared to your Auchan. You may be able to find these items there.