Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Kratos Chaziyz]

OK so its not even remotely from a videogame (actually a webcomic) but I need to get these out!



(Belkar Bitterleaf the halfling after killing dozens of bad guys) I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!



http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html



(after using a lead sheet to block an attempt to be scanned as to whether Belkar is "good" or "evil") It is common practice for the halflings of my village to carry sheets of lead as proof of our manliness.



http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html



OOTS FTW!!!

 

[Sigma LS]

War. War never changes...

 

[bobbio555]

OK so its not even remotely from a videogame (actually a webcomic) but I need to get these out!



(Belkar Bitterleaf the halfling after killing dozens of bad guys) I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!



http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html



(after using a lead sheet to block an attempt to be scanned as to whether Belkar is "good" or "evil") It is common practice for the halflings of my village to carry sheets of lead as proof of our manliness.



http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html



OOTS FTW!!!

:eek OOTS!

 

[Michalanthropos]

(surfer accent): Duuuuude, f*ckin' awesome!

(aristocratic accent): Err, sorry...



Q from Armed and Dangerous.



"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!"

Hellgate London

 

[Templar 320]

"But though we strike from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light." -Zeratul; Starcraft

 

[Roadwarrior]

"The pain turns me on" nazi Sniper chick in "The Outfit" Best game ever.



She says more but I can't remember

 

[Chevysrule]

A grunt in Firefight once said, "I shot his helmet, and peed in his mouth!"





Although the following poem is not from a video game, it is still one of the best poems ever, in my opinion (That's why I put it in my sig.):



Invictus

By William Ernest Henley



Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.



In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.



Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds and shall find me unafraid.



It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

 

[dung0beetle]

Stop poking me! - Male Orc, World of Warcraft

Sorry, but our princess is in another castle! - Toad, Super Mario Bros



Best game quote of all time = Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I-I'm just curious... - Female Draenei, World of Warcraft Burning Crusade Expansion(beta).

 

[SchizophrenicMC]

"Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

-GLADoS, Portal



"I've got balls of steel."

-Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem



"It's like a postcard. Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here."

"I heard that, JACKASS!"

-Chips Dubbo

-Sergeant Major Avery Johnson, Halo 2



"Good thing that food nipple's waitin' for me in the starship, cause man, whew, do I have a big, grunty thirst!"

-Nip-Nip, Halo: Combat Evolved



(Nip-Nip's my grunty name for that little guy)

 

[AnorexicVampire]

How has nobody said this yet? "All your base, are belong to us!" -Zero Wing. "Somebody set us up the bomb!" -Also from Zero Wing

 

[corby]

How has nobody said this yet? "All your base, are belong to us!" -Zero Wing. "Somebody set us up the bomb!" -Also from Zero Wing

Actually I posted most of the Zero Wing opening lines back on page 2

 

[SchizophrenicMC]

Spoiler

In AD 2101, war was beginning



Captain: What happen?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb!

Operator: We get signal!

Captain: What?

Operator: Main Screen turn on.

Captain: It's you!

CATS: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say?

CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time. Hahahahahahaha!

Operator: Captain-

Captain: Take off every 'Zig!

You know what you doing.

Move 'Zig.

For great justice!

Memorized.



But the music is actually pretty damn good in that scene. Especially for a mediocre game.

 

[Cadet]

Buck: Make some noise, I got your back.



Cortana: So have you got a plan to get out?

Master Chief: I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little.



Master Chief: You know me, when I make a promise...

Cortana:...You keep it.



"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage." -Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess

 

[DylanMarx]

"I see him!... I see him!... I see him!"



"I don't see him... Wait Ahhhhhaaa!

- Grunts

 

[acdcrocks]

"Not yet."

-Master Chief

 

[RaspyOrangutan]

Another non-video gaming one, but one of epic irony that it now takes the place of my favourite quote ever. In the college workshop's store room there are a load of design related books and magazines, one of them discussing sustainable design. On the front was quoted a line from a report to the British Ministry of Defence. 'Lead in ammunition can harm the environment and pose a risk to people'

 

[project003]

"....He lands like a brick"

-Sgt. Johnson

I think what you ment was:



"for a brick... he flew pretty good!"



- Sgt. Johnson

 

[Klowd 13]

Lone Wanderer: What are you shooting at?

Allistar Tenpenny: Why, whatever I want, dear boy. Anything I want... Wasteland Safari, very relaxing.



Cheers,

-John-

 

[AlexSpartan177]

I think what you ment was:



"for a brick... he flew pretty good!"



- Sgt. Johnson

Yeah, That's what I meant, I just forgot

 

[242sixtythree]

Mine is from Halo 3. At one point a grunt goes...



You killed FlipYap or YapFlip was he... It was YapFlip No FlipYap is his brother. Dont tell me I dont know FlipYap. FlipYap and I went to Nipple Academy together!!! and he and hes dead...