Halo Diolouge Jokes

[newpol51]

hello i'm am reading the fourms and i noticed therrs alot of threads about halo joke but no alternat diouloge jokes so heres your chance to post them here.


example

"Lord Hood we mad it"
"Music to my ears commander"
alternate
"Lord hood we made it"
" Music to my mouth commander"

(fat joke )

stuff like that or another fat joke diouloge from a grunt

"I can't run when i'm scared"
alternate
"I can't run when i'm full"

 

[Shade88]

Why is there two seperate topics on this?

 

[S1l3nt V1p3r]

Why is there two seperate topics on this?

They ain't separate, it was just moved from General to Halo Universe.

 

[newpol51]

They ain't separate, it was just moved from General to Halo Universe.

o i didn't see that

 

[alexleo]

I'm not sure if this would count, but I heard:
"You're probably better than me." (When the Chief was getting into a turret that a marine was in)

 

[Malechei]

I'll see if I can find the video for this again and I'll upload it when I do, but after a grunt was sniped, one of his buddies said, "You killed Poonslip, the slippiest poon I ever knew." This was on Legendary with IWHBYD turned on.

I almost died laughing

 

[Bethanxx]

I can't remember if it was in Halo: CE or Halo 2 but if you shoot SGT. Johnson he tells you to "Clean your visor, jackass!"

That was always my fave quote :]

 

[newpol51]

I'm not sure if this would count, but I heard:
"You're probably better than me." (When the Chief was getting into a turret that a marine was in)

modified "your probably gonna break you fatso but ok"
original "you're probably better than me"

 

[newpol51]

i got a new one its a nock nock joke

nock nock
Chief)whose there
Arbiter)your buddy
chief)your buddy who
arbiter)no you retard it's me let me in there's flood everywhere
chief)i don't get it
random elite) open the door demon
(random explosions)
chief) what was that?
flood)bluhhblhhh
chief)what?
flood)omg are you serious you have to listen to this guy
arbiter)yes
chief)o my god arbiter your here i'll open the door

chief)oh crap

 

[smilie120]

This topic is hilarious.. No.. Honestly, I don't understand any of this humor.

 

[Keegan]

I don't understand any of this humor.

 

[rvb4life]

i remember a few marines yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!! when you run into a battle. i laughed so hard.

 

[newpol51]

i remember a few marines yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!! when you run into a battle. i laughed so hard.

i remember that i shot him and he said "dude same team"

 

[Preston]

This topic is hilarious.. No.. Honestly, I don't understand any of this humor.

Agreed.

 

[newpol51]

Agreed.

arggggg

 

[spartan 132]

"Damn you, Demon!!" from a brute (not really funny i know but....)
:: in context ::
*Threw a frag grenade that went whey off target and completely missed the brute*
-Brute did 2 sideways rolls to...dodge? my grenade .. and wound up rolling straight off a cliff
result...... *falling off cliff for own stupidity* Damn You Demon

it made me chuckle anyway xD

 

[newpol51]

"Damn you, Demon!!" from a brute (not really funny i know but....)
:: in context ::
*Threw a frag grenade that went whey off target and completely missed the brute*
-Brute did 2 sideways rolls to...dodge? my grenade .. and wound up rolling straight off a cliff
result...... *falling off cliff for own stupidity* Damn You Demon

it made me chuckle anyway xD

on the level tsavo highway i love standing by the cliff and moving away att the last second hhahahahahahah

 

[Chazodude]

Yeah, this just isnt funny.
None of the edited jokes are funny because, well, they're edited!

They are jst not funny jokes!

 

[SprayNoob]

heHe, this one is from halo 3,

If you stare at ah...whats his name.... marine, on "Covenant" level. going in one of the generators? idk last one or not.

anyways if you stare at him long enough he says

"Dear diary, A creepy giant stared at me today and i did not like it as much i would"

Lawl xD made my afternoon

 

[TheSpartanMjolnir]

Yeah, sorry but halo humor, isn't that funny. The ones i think were funny was that dear diary one, and the THIS IS SPARTA. Not so much funny stuff happens, unless you go on youtube