Major *******: I'm the only ******* on this Pelican!
Private Shitt: Nu-uhh. Remeber, I'm your nephew?
Captain Crap: Oh, shut up, Private. I'm your brother-in-law, Major A. Shitt here is a Noob by birth.
Private John Noob Shitt: Why don't I just ask this Elite here to kill you?
Major *******: Because he'll kill you first.
Private Shitt: But, his name's Care Berr.
Care Berr: Wort Wort Wort
-Silence-
Care Berr: Kill Kill Kill
*kills Private Shitt*
*commits suicide*
Major *******: I was correct: everyone on this ship, alive, is an *******.