The zombie plan

[shadow8136]

hack pentagon, download all of the latest and most bleeding-edge weapons and powered exoskeletal research and blueprints. Find several survivors with special training, go to a facility where blueprints can be rapid-prototyped, set machine to mass produce weapons and powered exoskeletal armor suits, also create several nuclear war heads. Arm bomb and escape infected area, go to other areas and set up war-heads, key trick is to escape before nuclear weapon goes off. Set for 5 hours to achieve this.
Plan two: take my playstation three, and use it to beat the **** out of the zombies.

Plan three: get an x-box 360, set it to play for several hours, let it get red ring of death, but keep it running. lure zombies into building with 360, escape out the back door and watch as 360 has a massive failure and blows the place up.

plan four: get my nintendo wii's remote with nun-chuck attachement, and use it to go all martial-arts on the zombies.

plan five: according to chuck norris there are over a thousand ways he can kill someone using objects found in a common living room, including the room itself. I will simply do the same as chuck norris.

lolololoolololoololoooolol check that out lol

 

[NoMercyJoe]

My plan is to gather my family and go to walmart.

Also , I figure I'll get all my friends , and their family , so , that way , there are more survivors.

We'd board up the windows and doors , make sure they are maintained every day , and utilize all of walmarts wonderful departments until help arrives.

If help never comes , well, eventually , we'll be screwed. Untill then , crack open a coke, take out a Remington 700 , and have some fun...

-Joe

 

[pacbury]

hmm, maybe if i survived long enough id build an underground bunker, with auto canons of coarse.
ohh ye my preferable weapon
this
and of coarse two of these

 

[noName]

one important thing you have to remember about killing zombies, is to go for head shots, its the only way to kill them. if you just cut off their head it will still be alive and try to bit you. oh yea and burn all their corpses, so the virus wont spread from their festering bodies.......

 

[Twitchfmx8811]

Theres a book out that a guy I went to high school with read its called the zombie survival guide. And in the back there is a bunch of stories of "real" zombie infestations.

 

[SpartanJhon117]

Ok my lame plan:

Drunk and imagine myself as master chief in the library.
buy shotguns
buy food
climb up high somewhere high .
in morning when i sober GO AND KILL ZOMBIES

my normal plan :
get on my armor
buy shotguns everything i can granedes
search for hideout
get a flametrhover so i can burn the bodies
try survive as long as i can
search for food
search for halo so i can activate it and kill every flood
.... u know whats gonna happen then!

and ofcourse if everything fails try killing myself so that the flood coud not spread the virus on me. and the flood will die with no flesh on the planet automaticly.

edit: and i will buy swords too and i will take a mp3 and charger for car so i can listen to halo theme and PWN zombies!

 

[BlindRascal]

I'm a huge zombie fan XD


So I'm going all out when I'm older.

I'm gonna get a nice shotgun, a nice m4, a nice sword and machette.

My lovely tac vest and lots of MREs. Read the zombie survival guide, and that sums it up lol.

Chainmail would be nice.

 

[Leadingspartan]

ha ha ha! You have it too? I love that book!

Where can i get this so called book. Is it the one by Max Brooks, if so can i get it at any store?

 

[LastSpartan]

1- Sing
2- All the zombies kills themselves.


Okay, I'm not singing that bad

 

[Durlaburban]

none of your plans will work on account of ill just walk out back into my shed and arm my thermal nuclear warhead and just yell Gome get some then hit the detonator.

but really id rob the gunstore and then pack up on MRE's and hide on top of mount mansfeild.

 

[Sean Bradley]

Need me one of these!

Zombie Defense Kit

Shotgun Machete and Shells

Cover serves as riot shield

'Cover exposed skin and brain regions'

 

[AoBfrost]

I like how "may" is italicized.

 

[MrSniper19]

i would go to the nearest prison...

think about it, all of the inmates would be rushed out at the first sign of trouble, there are plenty of supplies (food, water, clothes), they are made specifically NOT to be broken into, and there are weapons there for the guards (who would have left with the inmates)

or an oil rig, for obvious reasons (unlimited supplies of all kinds)

if you couldn't tell, i've been reading "the zombie survival guide," by max brooks

 

[Leadingspartan]

i would go to the nearest prison...

think about it, all of the inmates would be rushed out at the first sign of trouble, there are plenty of supplies (food, water, clothes), they are made specifically NOT to be broken into, and there are weapons there for the guards (who would have left with the inmates)

or an oil rig, for obvious reasons (unlimited supplies of all kinds)

if you couldn't tell, i've been reading "the zombie survival guide," by max brooks

Where can i get that book? What store?

 

[Spartansoldier6]

my zombie plan is make a battle rifle and master chief costume and pwn all the nubs(you not hungry for hot pocket your hungry for zombie!!!!)

 

[noName]

i would go to the nearest prison...

think about it, all of the inmates would be rushed out at the first sign of trouble, there are plenty of supplies (food, water, clothes), they are made specifically NOT to be broken into, and there are weapons there for the guards (who would have left with the inmates)

or an oil rig, for obvious reasons (unlimited supplies of all kinds)

if you couldn't tell, i've been reading "the zombie survival guide," by max brooks

hee hee i love that book.

oh yea some more tips to help your zombie survival, have short hair! so the zombies cant grab it and drag you to your death. and chain mail has its cons, like the noise it makes that can attrack zombies, and its heavy. if you decide to get chain mail, go with that special shark proof stuff that scuba divers use. its lighter.

and i think you can buy it online, or in any book store like borders. i can ask my friend where she got hers.

 

[Leadingspartan]

Where can i buy that book besides the internet....

 

[noName]

borders or barns and nobles might have it.

 

[Deathwasp]

1. Lock doors.
2. Equip self from bro's room down the hall, which is covered in swords and other sharp objects.
3. YouTube "How to kill zombies with swords" and "How to sharpen a sword"
4. Proceed to behead zombies, screaming "BLARGH!" Or "NYEEOOWM!" Whenever I rush at them.
5. Continue until sounds become infamous and zombies leave me alone.
6. Begin rebuilding society.

 

[Fragclone]

1. build fort of titanium metal, bullet proof, and hard to destroy.
2. get turrets on each corner
3. cannons.
4. greandes... lots and lots of grenades.
5. save everyone on the site. [thats gonna be a big fort]
6. blow them all to heck!
7. before that build trench with acid in it :3