What's The Most Fail Thing You've Done?

[freakazoid]

Well we had a sick racoon out in our yard at 3 in the afternoon one day, so my dad grabs the shot-gun and walks out and shoots it twice. we decide to wait for rigor mortis to take effect so that it would be easier to move. well we kinda forgot untill about 2 in the morning, so we go out and get our flanel jackets on, my dad grabs a shovel. So I walk out with the flashlight and try to get the thing in the shovel, but 2 rounds of buckshot really messed this thing up so it fell back and floped down my jacket covering it in blood, so i get an old sled out of the barn and place the parts of the carcass in it and me and my dad go into the cornfeild next to our house, now its mid-fall so its cold at 2 am and the corn was taken out a few weeks ago so its an empty feild. we walk out to dump this thing into the field and we did not realize how close to the road we were. well a car comes over the hill and hits us with its high beams, slows to a stop, then peels out and flies past us. and I had an epihany. *This person just saw 2 men at 2 in the morning walking thorugh a feild dragging a bloody something in a sled, one actually had the blood on him, and the other had a large shovel.* Good times...

 

[Overlord Ian]

I asked a girl out in 9th grade, she stabbed me in the arm with my soldering iron and said "OMG Freaking nerd". Yea. its a long story..

 

[colmon 9]

I asked a girl out in 9th grade, she stabbed me in the arm with my soldering iron and said "OMG Freaking nerd". Yea. its a long story..

Holy $#!T dude, was it plugged in?

 

[just me]

ok my worst fail would be when i tried to make the Data Crystal Chip from halo 3 in pep..... i won't even take pics of the POS cuz it is just that ugly....

Where is that pep available?? i want it

OMG!?!WAS IT ON!??? It frakking hurts(yep, experienced.3th grade burns.yowch)

JustMe
(btw.Was that girl a murderer or something??)

 

[the stig]

Fell down an Escalator...

In Public.

A Very Busy Shopping Centre.



Luckily nobody recognised me.

 

[Acr1d]

This one time I was at Flying Star and was about to eat so I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. It was one of those unisexual one at a time bathrooms so only one person could fit. They didn't have any paper towels just the air thing and after I washed my hands I didn't feel like waiting like 5 minutes for them to dry on the air thing so just wiped my hands on my pants. Then realized it looked like I pissed myelf so NATURALLY I tried using the air thing to dry off. it was pretty high up there so I hand to do a little stretching and right when I was up there some lady and her two toddler kids walked in right there with it looking like I was trying to warm up my wangathang or something. She gasped then grabbed her kids back and left... I think she was sitting like right behind the people I was with but didn't dare look around for fear of eye contact. I'm sure there's worse things I've done but that one came to mind

 

[Overlord Ian]

Holy $#!T dude, was it plugged in?

Yea, I was in my engineering class, and I had put it down to let it heat up, when she stabbed arm it made a pretty bad cut as well as getting some pretty bad burns. FAIL!

 

[demon2005]

Hmmmm.....big fail...well
lets just say i was on this at the time...

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please note, thats not where a front fork should be, photo dosent do it justice really.

still kinda having problems now because of it.

(a mini copper decided he didnt want to see me and pulled out in front of me...to which i got the respone "oh i didnt see you"
hmmm fail!

 

[Overlord Ian]

Hmmmm.....big fail...well
lets just say i was on this at the time...

[attachment=6521:n7301417...088_4937.jpg]
please note, thats not where a front fork should be, photo dosent do it justice really.

still kinda having problems now because of it.

(a mini copper decided he didnt want to see me and pulled out in front of me...to which i got the respone "oh i didnt see you"
hmmm fail!

Holy crap! What happened??

 

[shadow8136]

MY biggest Fail...
Hm... I would say...

Breaking up with GF on MySpace.[when I moved away]

 

[Bloodl3tt3r]

Holy crap! What happened??

I believe he said

(a mini copper (He means cooper) decided he didnt want to see me and pulled out in front of me...to which i got the respon(s)e "oh i didnt see you"

Does that answer your question? :-D

Also,

I asked a girl out in 9th grade

is all you need to qualify for epic fail, never mind the soldering iron. Girls will empty your wallet fast and you need a car anyways...

 

[TexasAggie2011]

heh heres a fresh one. just happened 20 min ago.

So i'm getting ready to take a shower, and the door to our bathroom is still broke. When you close it, you can't open it unless someone hits it form the other side and the knobs are twisted in opposite directions. Well, i accidentally shut it too far, and i got locked in the bathroom. had to bang on it to get my roommate up, then when i got him i went to shoulder the door and cracked him in the face when he turned the knob.

 

[BlindRascal]

Yea, I was in my engineering class, and I had put it down to let it heat up, when she stabbed arm it made a pretty bad cut as well as getting some pretty bad burns. FAIL!

Got time to share the full story? lol.


She better have gone out with you for compensation ;

 

[demon2005]

Holy crap! What happened??

(please note a little gory dont read if easily offened)

basicly me and my friend where on our way home from my ex's about 11pm and we started
to cross a yellow box junction and this guy was on his way towards up the hill.
it was my right of way to go straigh on but he did see us and crossed right in front of me so we kinda hit head on, i got flung clearing the bonnet but my mate got catapulted down the road about 5-6 meters

hee hee, well once my bike got pulled out of the front his car it kinda looked like that.

my friend had a crack on his skull and was in intensive care to 2 days but is ok now

and me.. my leg got stuck between the car and bike as i went up slicing a cut to the bone from my lower shin past my ankle, this also pulled my kneecap apart and twisted it rupturing my ACP and PCL
(my PCL is no longer there) and cruching my internals so i was brusied from rips to higher hips
and finally landing on my right sholder dislocating it through my back and yes you could see my bone coming out of my back....(didnt break the skin though) since then my arm has dislocated 7 times and ive had knee surgrey twice.....hmmmm all because "sorry dude i didnt see you"

i know "some" of you are to young to drive, but if you do let this be a warning to you of what can happen if you dont look.....

Sorry guys Demons rant over.... continue lol

 

[just me]

I started to think about that motorbike licence again......

Seriously.That is an EPIC fail.

JustMe

 

[demon2005]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(just me(no one else) @ Sep 23 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I started to think about that motorbike licence again......

Seriously.That is an EPIC fail.

JustMe</div>

REALLY dude ive your thinking of going for ur licence DO IT!!!
ive got both a car and a bike but nothing comes close to a bike nothing at all!
one good thing came of it though....my new toy

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£12,000 worth of GSXR1000 with pretty much every mod-con u can think of thats worth wild any way

 

[Overlord Ian]

(please note a little gory dont read if easily offened)

basicly me and my friend where on our way home from my ex's about 11pm and we started
to cross a yellow box junction and this guy was on his way towards up the hill.
it was my right of way to go straigh on but he did see us and crossed right in front of me so we kinda hit head on, i got flung clearing the bonnet but my mate got catapulted down the road about 5-6 meters

hee hee, well once my bike got pulled out of the front his car it kinda looked like that.

my friend had a crack on his skull and was in intensive care to 2 days but is ok now

and me.. my leg got stuck between the car and bike as i went up slicing a cut to the bone from my lower shin past my ankle, this also pulled my kneecap apart and twisted it rupturing my ACP and PCL
(my PCL is no longer there) and cruching my internals so i was brusied from rips to higher hips
and finally landing on my right sholder dislocating it through my back and yes you could see my bone coming out of my back....(didnt break the skin though) since then my arm has dislocated 7 times and ive had knee surgrey twice.....hmmmm all because "sorry dude i didnt see you"

i know "some" of you are to young to drive, but if you do let this be a warning to you of what can happen if you dont look.....

Sorry guys Demons rant over.... continue lol

Ouch, thats worse than mine.

 

[Kwameninja]

i have to say the biggest fail thing ive done is trying to jump a ramp over my friend ith one of those mini motorcycles
lol i had hit some sort of dip in the road and i put my arm down to stop my self and broke my arm and got sorta of a burn mark on my leg cause it slid across the pavement

 

[BlacRoseImmortal]

It's about time I chiimed in, but where to start....? Ever since I can recall to this day I have a "FAIL" moment at least once a month. But I've managed to block most of them out of my mind (way too embarassing and I easily get panic attacks and heat strokes when i think about these sorta things). But i'll share one with you... just because it was funny as hell....for the people that were watching me and I still cant believe I did somethign so freakin stupid *facepalm* to this day...

I dont remember which Hurricane I did this in but I was still living on the Naval Base in Key West. Everyone had evacuated except for like 4 families (thank God none of them saw what happend, at least that I know about). It was reallly early in the morning so I was asleep when my dad came into my room and started talking to me. He tells me that he said "Kelly, it's pretty windy outside, and I have a cool idea. Get up, grab your longboard and come with me". Now when I'm sleeping and someone starts talkign to me I tend to agree with whatever is being asked of me, I usually have no recolection of ever being spoken to when I'm fully awake though. I even, as you will read, get out of bed and seem like i'm awake but really i'm not. So anyway, I grabbed my Sector 9 longboard and went outside still wearing my boxers and an old torn mens undershirt to where my dad was waiting for me in the driveway with a XL heavyduty garbage bag. He then (easily) convinces me that it was perfect weather to go "Para-Boarding" down our long street since everyone had evacuated and the winds were up to like 60 mph. So I jump onto my longboard and take the garbage bag and hold it over my head out in front of me and I instantly take off, by the time I reached 1/4 the way down the street I kinda woke up more and tried to take control over the elements. Eventually I lost control about 4 seconds later by hitting a large piece of coral that somehow made it's way onto the street and pretty much stopped my longboard, but didnt stop me. I skidded down the street on bare skin for a few feet where I layed sprawled for awhile only to gain full conciousness to hear my dad and his wife laughing at me.

I was skinned pretty bad.. from my face to my feet (i did this barefooted aswell). Most of my skin has returned to normal color and the large patches of skin that were bi-colored have been tattooed over.

Yea, that's one of my FAIL moments that I'm willing to share with you all :rolleyes Boy did I feel like a jackass for the rest of that day XD

Oh and Vex, I've done what you did countless times in some way, shape, or form. Totally embarassing lol.

 

[swampbilly]

this is my truck...as u can see its name is SWAMPBILLY II.....swampbilly I, (unfortunately have no pictures) was rolled by me 6 times along a levvy (in the glades) into a nice big canal. i then proceeded to grab ahold of the trembling friend in the passenger seat and swim him out of my driver window to the surface where i through him on shore and he proceeded to have a panic attack....i actually was not shaky at all and was able to turn the engine off before it hit the water so that the engine wouldnt suck up water....needless to say the engine was still good! i made 500 bucks off that engine..lol