you know you play too much halo when...

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You know you play halo to much when you here a hissing, or an "s" sound and start to look for a plasma gernade!



Get it off! Get it off! :eek:
 
BlacRoseImmortal said:
I actually do this one:

When instead of squinting your eyes to see better, your thumb twitches as if you were trying to scope in on the control stick.... And you actually get pissed off because you cant scope... :p

I do that ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!
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Played to long HALO when you:

Paint your Golfballs like 343 GuiltySpark

Go to work, but never without Mark6 Suit

Sleep in your Armor

Go to Army with Armor

and for the last, you sitt for a long Time on Toilet, your Family ask´s you what you do such a long Time there and you say "Finishing the Fight"
 
Sisko4 said:
Played to long HALO when you:

Paint your Golfballs like 343 GuiltySpark

Go to work, but never without Mark6 Suit

Sleep in your Armor

Go to Army with Armor

and for the last, you sitt for a long Time on Toilet, your Family ask´s you what you do such a long Time there and you say "Finishing the Fight"
ha ha the last one was funny
 
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Oh I got one, although it refers to Armor Making more.
When you hear the lyrics "there aint no mountain high enough, there aint no valley low enough" you say "Well you shoulda seen the ones on Flying Squirls peps, those will keep you from getting to him."
 
When you look at pistachios and all you see are little scout helmets.

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.When at Christmas, you use cardboard tubes from wraping paper as sniper rifles
.When you pretend other cars are Ghosts on the way to work
.When every water gun in walmart is a certian covenant weapon
.When you wait outside Walmart for the new Halo series
.When you work at Walmart just for the Halo series
.Quit your job because fighting covenant is more important
.Break your friend's nose because, " Halo sucks". . . (bastard)
.Water balloons are grenades
.You've repeated a line from the games with flawlessness.
.You've set you're Halo figures in badass poses (usualy the tebag position)
.The only thing to draw is someone getting run over by a worthog, sniped, or assassinated
.When you become uber sexy
 
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damasterchief said:
you know you play too much halo when...

you do every thing this guy does

I have that hoodie at 1:10! That's awesome!
 
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preskewl said:
I can't answer this once because my wife owns the xbox now.. ;)

Crap, i thought you were a lady.... man i feel so silly right know, I only thought that cos of your avitar...

-Cant come to the phone becouse your talking to Cortana on Halo.
-Knocked out your wife becouse you thought she was a covenant.
 
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---When you hear a noise and a ttempt to look at your radar but then realise your not playing. Ive actually done that a few times
----When some ones beating you up but your not bothered because you think your shield will regenerate.
-----When you get an itch on your head and you move the cursor up but then realise the cursor can't come of the screen and do it for you.(yep, done that aswell ) :(
 
When it occurs that someone annoys you, you turn your Spartan around and attempt to shoot him, but then realize he's not on your screen.
 
-when you see a sign on the road or on the weather that says "flood warning" you ask if anyone has a shotgun
-when you are playing a game that;s not halo you always say DOUBLE KILL TIPPLE KILL:, OVERKILL, and so on
-you buy halo shampoo because you think its what master chief uses
- you change you desktop background everyday to another halo related picture
- you check under your bed for infection forms every night
- when you are playing GoW you think the hammer of dawn actually comes from 'the dawn'
-if you had a million dollars you would spend half on halo related replicas and armor

-when approaching a tunnel, you say "Find the doorways in the cliffs chief, the dawn is on the other side!"
 
You played too much Halo when you must wear your Halo 3 T-Shirt to play Halo 3.

You played too much Halo when you must watch a trailer each morning
 
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When you think Iron Man is a Spartan.
When you're a Gravedigger, find a Skull while digging, and think you have the Oddball.
When you think every Movie about Aliens star Covenant.
When you think rocks lying on the ground are Grenades.
When you throw the rocks and you shout out BOOM!!! DOUBLE KILL!!!
 
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