all from Johnson
"Clean your visor, jackass..."
"I can't take this! " [pause] "Yes I can. "
"I don't want to kill you, it's just that you're too ugly to let live!"
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank] Our big green style cannot be defeated! "