master chief vs. chuck norris

[odst26]

man WTF???? i posted thi last night around 12:00 and when i went in to my acount it wasn't there so im posting it again,
who do you think would when chuck norris or master chief, feel free to post PLEASE CLOSE THIS TOPIC I FOUND THE OLD ONE,THANKS
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Master Chief:

Various weapon skills
Cool Armor
Decent Vehicles
Lone Wolf Mentality
Has shields to re-generate




Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

 

[shearme]

Considering pop culture has made Chuck Norris into a figurative living god, Chuck wins.

Not that I wouldn't want the Chief to win....

 

[odst26]

i'm like them both so i cant deside, its the secret of the universe: chuck norris is master chief

 

[Seno Ypsamee]

Didn't Sigma merge your other one with that older "MC versus" thread?

 

[smilie120]

What the hell...This is about as pointless as waterproof towel...

 

[colmon 9]

Look two topics down and you'll find the merged topic :rolleyes

 

[odst26]

Didn't Sigma merge your other one with that older "MC versus" thread?

thats what i thought but i looked every where

Look two topics down and you'll find the merged topic :rolleyes

i think im retarded, sorry i haven't had anysleep at all, blame cats there the reason im tired

 

[Sean Bradley]

See here:

http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=34752

and other related Chuck goodness I've posted here:

http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=91978
http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=29411
http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=29966
http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=29018
http://405th.com/forums/index.php?s=&s...ost&p=20979

My vote is for Master Chief.. being a fictional character and all makes it really easy to have your writers just write the story of your victory.. and then it happens for reals. Besides when you roundhouse kick rockets, they expode and you die alot.

 

[odst26]

My vote is for Master Chief.. being a fictional character and all makes it really easy to have your writers just write the story of your victory.. and then it happens for reals. Besides when you roundhouse kick rockets, they expode and you die alot.

yeah chuck norris throws a round house and master chief counters it with his arm then shoots him in the face with a shot gun

i just had a thought halo4 - chuck norris vs. master chief

 

[mooseguy04]

yeah chuck norris throws a round house and master chief counters it with his arm then shoots him in the face with a shot gun

i just had a thought halo4 - chuck norris vs. master chief

master chief IS chuck noris, or at least his son

 

[Ace Sorou]

Chuck Norris may have two speeds: Walk, and Kill.

But spartans never die.

 

[Spartanspork]

these are the reasons that chuck norris will win
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

 

[Balmung]

i think im retarded, sorry i haven't had anysleep at all, blame cats there the reason im tired

cory(sprtan26) We only have one cat and it lives outside, so how could it keep you up???
You are definitly a retard!!!

 

[odst26]

cory(sprtan26) We only have one cat and it lives outside, so how could it keep you up???
You are definitly a retard!!!

your calling me stupid when you cant even spell my name right!!!

 

[odst26]

master chief IS chuck noris, or at least his son

chuck norris would 590 something if master chief was his son

 

[Rob]

Master Chief is Chuck Norris

 

[LastSpartan]

Chuch Norris uses tabasco sauce as eye drops.
Master Chief don't use eye drops.

 

[odst26]

Chuch Norris uses tabasco sauce as eye drops.
Master Chief don't use eye drops.

of course master chief has a helment on, and tabasco is good on every thing and it came from where i live so ha

 

[Deadguy]

C'mon.. this one's a no-brainer.

Let the Tru7h be known...

I mean.. REALLY.. who else could fill the MC's shoes?

Chuck would NEVER win, because Chuck can never lose, and as a Spartan, he can never die either...

 

[Keegan]

My Vote is for Chief , like Sean says, explosives make you die alot.