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Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Talk' started by Dirtdives, Jun 28, 2018.

  1. Dirtdives


    So if no one else will be brave enough....I'll start. :D

    Oh dear FANGS, let us be,
    I just want to derail threads, live and be free.

    Please don't hit poor us w/ you noodle so wet,
    Just thinking of it, I break out in a sweat,

    Time and time again you steer us back straight,
    Back to our builds, of which are all so great.

    Up in your white tower you rule up on high, (Canada)
    Knowing you're so far, in relief I do sigh.

    Far from your reach, I do think I am,
    But hit me w/ skill, I know that you can.

    So let all in the Division be fully aware,
    Kill you she will, w/ nary a care.

    So in closing and w/ a bit of a callus,
    Know that our FANGS....IS UTTERLY FABULOUS!!!!!

    Eat you heart out Will!!!!!!
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2018
  2. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

  3. Dirtdives


    And now for all of the rest of the derailing crew,
    A wack job of people, from world wide do they brew

    Far to the west near the Pacific rim
    who's heart is full up, tip top to the brim.

    His suit was no joke, not even a fluke,
    Its the green bike riding RXO, PerniciousDuke

    Decked out in his newly finished build Custom Reach
    He even helped out Young George! Wow, what a peach.

    Just near by, almost next door,
    lives a guy who needs no intro, hell, what for?

    So outgoing, knowledgeable, and unbelievably swell,
    It's the iconic turtle, Mr. Amazeballs: mblackwell

    Armed w/ his dictionary filled w/ words so weird
    unupdated in quite a while, ever since it premired.

    Now way up north where the cold wind blows
    is the crazy guy TurboCharizard whom everyone knows.

    With his builds oh so many, precise in his measurements,
    what can you expect from the RMO's Canadian Regiment?

    Also in Canada is this short Asian goy,
    Goes by the weird name of PaiganBoi.

    Suited up in his new O.D.S.T
    just like a new penny, you will definitely agree.

    Now lets head over to a place called Ontario,
    I'll paint you a picture to visualize the scenario.

    Tall as an Oak tree and thin as a wafer,
    Schankerz is our other custom Reach maker.

    I know there are others, Sorry, I'm just out of time,
    If you want in on the fun just drop me a dime.
  4. PaiganBoi


    Ha! This is pure gold.
  5. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

    I'm less than a degree latitude higher north than PerniciousDuke and mblackwell1002 ... That hardly counts as way up there.

    I'll allow it based on the earlier part of this comment.
  6. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

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  7. mblackwell1002


    Ah, Dirtdives the man,
    such kindness he speaks!

    Talks words of humor,
    to make one's insides weak!

    though rash and wise,
    we do know him well.

    He sure knows how to give 'em hell!

    On the east coast, so far away,
    Til the end of his days, i'm sure he'll stay.

    Perhaps we'll meet him, this turtle and I,
    Make the acquaintance of such a nice guy!

    I hope you all will go on to mention your friends,
    given the circumstance, it's surely the trend.

    I'll be back; I'm short of time,
    leaving without my end would be a crime!
  8. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

    This thread is gold.
  9. Dirtdives


  10. Dirtdives


    It takes a passport to get to you......you are north of the American border......and in relation to where I am......way up north.
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  11. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

    If he's way up north....what the heck does that make me?
  12. mblackwell1002


    A North pole resident, I guess?

    As far as I know, DD thinks you're Mrs. Claus or something.

    Say, are there any penguins up there where you are?
  13. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

  14. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

    Fun geography facts by TC!

    The Convention of 1818 and the Treaty of Paris resolved border disputes after the War of 1812 by establishing the 49th parallel as the border between British North America and the United States west of the Lake of the Woods, this made for some fun issues with certain lakes and oceans blocking off sections of land access from each country/colony like Point Roberts. Vancouver Island has that border run right through it 80km north of the southern-most tip putting the capital city of British Columbia below the agreed upon border but you guys didn't want to deal with our hippy way of life, fascination with bike lanes or taking a junker of a ferry across to visit so we were kind of forgotten. And that's the way we like it!
  15. Dirtdives


    Wow, bw. In essence you are calling our fearless leader fat. That is just rude. Fangs, I am sorry for this. The thread was to elevate the mind through words extolling the appreciation of you and others of our merry little band.

    For shame Mr turtle.......For shame.
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  16. Schankerz



    Schankerz is here
    Violets are blue
    I can’t rhyme
    Whoopy dippidy doo

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  17. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

    Schankerz is a master of linking memes,
    In build threads he's crushing dreams
    Savage derailer
    Laughter wholesaler
    Such a stand up guy I hope you're ready,
    Yes I went there, mom's spaghetti.
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2018
  18. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

    you rhymes are fire
    just like me
    and with that line I am now a liar
    at least my rhymes are free
    (because no one would pay for them)
    and I have no brain stem
    I have no more rhymes
    so goodbye i'm going to eat thymes
  19. PaiganBoi


    Eeeeww... You eat thyme? Blah. :sick:
  20. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

    I needed a rhyming food
    And occasionally as seasoning if I am thinking of the right thyme
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  21. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

    Wet noodle, wet noodle, where is thy wrath?
    Been here for days, on FANGS warpath!
    It's funny it is, for me to see
    That the derailer's are here, quickly working.
    About our great leader, this thread was for rhymes,
    But now the lieutenant... is eating thymes?!
    'Tis better than bland food, that much is a fact.
    And dude, Schankerz , where be thy tact?!
    I'm having to much fun, i must say goodnight,

  22. Dirtdives


    Wow dude....just let the rhyme hanging out there, unfinished......that's cold.
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  23. PerniciousDuke

    PerniciousDuke RXO 405th Regiment Officer

    Anwalt, good night or good nary,
    It seems we've all been met by a rhyming fairy.

    Time, or thymes, with teams of memes
    Ridiculous fun as we make real our pipedreams.

    With that I'll get back to my little workshop.
    Not the one with elves, but with a bruteshot!

    I'll clamber into my space suit, as you into yours.
    Join a space force, where Fangs will surely make us do space chores.

    You think it's hard? dont fret.
    She just wants us to eliminate the Covenant threat.

    And now that we're all safe...
    We can get back to derailing this whole crazy place!
  24. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

  25. PaiganBoi


    But I don't wanna do space chores!

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