Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

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Dirtdives2424

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So if no one else will be brave enough....I'll start. :D


Oh dear FANGS, let us be,
I just want to derail threads, live and be free.

Please don't hit poor us w/ you noodle so wet,
Just thinking of it, I break out in a sweat,

Time and time again you steer us back straight,
Back to our builds, of which are all so great.

Up in your white tower you rule up on high, (Canada)
Knowing you're so far, in relief I do sigh.

Far from your reach, I do think I am,
But hit me w/ skill, I know that you can.

So let all in the Division be fully aware,
Kill you she will, w/ nary a care.

So in closing and w/ a bit of a callus,
Know that our FANGS....IS UTTERLY FABULOUS!!!!!


Eat you heart out Will!!!!!!
 
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And now for all of the rest of the derailing crew,
A wack job of people, from world wide do they brew

Far to the west near the Pacific rim
who's heart is full up, tip top to the brim.

His suit was no joke, not even a fluke,
Its the green bike riding RXO, PerniciousDuke

Decked out in his newly finished build Custom Reach
He even helped out Young George! Wow, what a peach.

Just near by, almost next door,
lives a guy who needs no intro, hell, what for?

So outgoing, knowledgeable, and unbelievably swell,
It's the iconic turtle, Mr. Amazeballs: mblackwell

Armed w/ his dictionary filled w/ words so weird
unupdated in quite a while, ever since it premired.

Now way up north where the cold wind blows
is the crazy guy TurboCharizard whom everyone knows.

With his builds oh so many, precise in his measurements,
what can you expect from the RMO's Canadian Regiment?

Also in Canada is this short Asian goy,
Goes by the weird name of PaiganBoi.

Suited up in his new O.D.S.T
just like a new penny, you will definitely agree.

Now lets head over to a place called Ontario,
I'll paint you a picture to visualize the scenario.

Tall as an Oak tree and thin as a wafer,
Schankerz is our other custom Reach maker.

I know there are others, Sorry, I'm just out of time,
If you want in on the fun just drop me a dime.
 
Ah, Dirtdives the man,
such kindness he speaks!

Talks words of humor,
to make one's insides weak!

though rash and wise,
we do know him well.

He sure knows how to give 'em hell!

On the east coast, so far away,
Til the end of his days, i'm sure he'll stay.

Perhaps we'll meet him, this turtle and I,
Make the acquaintance of such a nice guy!

I hope you all will go on to mention your friends,
given the circumstance, it's surely the trend.

I'll be back; I'm short of time,
leaving without my end would be a crime!
 
Ah, Dirtdives the man,
such kindness he speaks.............



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I'm less than a degree latitude higher north than PerniciousDuke and mblackwell1002 ... That hardly counts as way up there.



I'll allow it based on the earlier part of this comment.

It takes a passport to get to you......you are north of the American border......and in relation to where I am......way up north.
 
It takes a passport to get to you......you are north of the American border......and in relation to where I am......way up north.

Fun geography facts by TC!

The Convention of 1818 and the Treaty of Paris resolved border disputes after the War of 1812 by establishing the 49th parallel as the border between British North America and the United States west of the Lake of the Woods, this made for some fun issues with certain lakes and oceans blocking off sections of land access from each country/colony like Point Roberts. Vancouver Island has that border run right through it 80km north of the southern-most tip putting the capital city of British Columbia below the agreed upon border but you guys didn't want to deal with our hippy way of life, fascination with bike lanes or taking a junker of a ferry across to visit so we were kind of forgotten. And that's the way we like it!
 
A North pole resident, I guess?

As far as I know, DD thinks you're Mrs. Claus or something.

Say, are there any penguins up there where you are?
Wow, bw. In essence you are calling our fearless leader fat. That is just rude. Fangs, I am sorry for this. The thread was to elevate the mind through words extolling the appreciation of you and others of our merry little band.

For shame Mr turtle.......For shame.
 
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