405th Regiment Officer
Very Walt Whitman of you PerniciousDuke.....I like it.......Not sure where the "Uncle" comes into play in this.......but I like the prose structure.Fight... Fight?
These guys were asked to do house hold tasks like win a war and all I hear is whine. Like they'd rather be glassed. They wouldn't fight their own uncle if he took the last roll. So I'll just keep on keepin on.
*free form poetry*
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Whoa! You're on fire, dude!
Let me dust myself off.
I eat asphalt for breakfast,
Clear my throat with a cough
You get all wrapped up in your own rhyming head
I almost forgot the reason you posted this thread.
FOR FANGS! You had said.
Now go back to bed.
Because of you
Has to do TWICE the space chores.
Let me give him a break,
'cuz I'm making them YOURS!
Didn't your momma teach you "Don't play with knives"?
Now we have to read this for the rest of our lives?
I'm getting kinda tired of all of your lies
You'll never take me down, old man Dirtdives.
I must leave you, alas,
'cuz for all of my sins
I'm stuck forever at work
Like your rhymes in a trash-bin.
But before I go let me quote my friend Ronald
I'll take your cow and your worms
And grind them up like McDonald's!
Doesn't matter how much your rhymes flow like a fountain,
When the ocean hits land it gives way to the mountain!
Erode over time, yes, possibly so.
But just like Hawaii, another mountain will grow.
And now, all my friends, let me bid thee adieu,
Dirtdives needs to rest, since I beat him anew.
I lay claim on this win, and let no man contest
That I, Sean Anwalt, am truly the best!
At Lieutenant Jaku,
I'll bring you to this, too!
'cuz I like what you did
I think it was a haiku?
Don't matter really,
Cuz you like what I said.
Hey, it's been hours!
Think Dirtdives is dead?
I really had fun
And I like my own gif,
But I need some rest now
From this rap or rhyme skiff.
you have my respect.
Talent with words?
Something you don't neglect!
Had to work at this thread
I don't usually rhyme.
But I've loved tryin' it out
This was SO worth my time.
But now I bow out
I give this thread to my peers.
And hey, Dirtdives, don't pout
I tip my hat to you,
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No rhymes, no respect.Sigh... Now I'm getting slapped with short Asian jokes...