Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

PerniciousDuke

RXO & BCO
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Fight... Fight?
These guys were asked to do house hold tasks like win a war and all I hear is whine. Like they'd rather be glassed. They wouldn't fight their own uncle if he took the last roll. So I'll just keep on keepin on.

*free form poetry*
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Fight... Fight?
These guys were asked to do house hold tasks like win a war and all I hear is whine. Like they'd rather be glassed. They wouldn't fight their own uncle if he took the last roll. So I'll just keep on keepin on.

*free form poetry*
Very Walt Whitman of you PerniciousDuke.....I like it.......Not sure where the "Uncle" comes into play in this.......but I like the prose structure.
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
if it's a fight you want I can comply,
stealing my thread? You will not Shanghai.
Word-smithing is what I do best,
In the dust you will be like all the rest.
Like the Beastieboys I am quit iller,
I've got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller!
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Back to the drawing board you will go,
Beaten and bloody from head to your toe.
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
Alright Dirtdives let's do this now!
I'ma rhyme so hard you'll have a cow!
Take your underlined fighting and I'll still crush that!
What's that, Dirtdives your rhyme was fat!

So I'm ready set now,
Don't have a caboodle,
This is all for fun!
(Don't get hit by FANGS' noodle)

You replied while I'm typing
That means you're fast
But my steady solid swiping,
means you're coming in last!

You'll have to dive to the dirt
Don't worry, not your fault
You just picked a fight
With me, I'm Sean Anwalt!

(Not bad for a white guy)
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Oh dude, you just opened a can of worms,
Fight your infected rhymes like a bunch of germs.

You'er the one who will have a cow skinny or fat,
If you think you can beat me at wordplay I'll eat my own hat.

Running for cover just ain't my style,
Not even from the RCO Mountain's gentile.

Playing with me is like playing with knives
I'm the 1, the only, Colonial Dirtdives!

White, Black Latino it makes no difference,
I'll take you down with out any hindrance.

You made a good rhyme with your name Sean Anwalt
It doesn't mean I'm not gona kick you into the asphalt.
 

PaiganBoi

Sr Member
Ha! This is sweet. A poem thread to our great leader became a freestyle rap battle. This thread has definitely been derailed.
I am a little sad though.... I wasn't involved this time.
... here comes the "poor baby" gif.....
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
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Whoa! You're on fire, dude!
Let me dust myself off.
I eat asphalt for breakfast,
Clear my throat with a cough
*ahem... ahem*

You get all wrapped up in your own rhyming head
I almost forgot the reason you posted this thread.
FOR FANGS! You had said.
Now go back to bed.

Because of you
PerniciousDuke
Has to do TWICE the space chores.
Let me give him a break,
'cuz I'm making them YOURS!

Didn't your momma teach you "Don't play with knives"?
Now we have to read this for the rest of our lives?
I'm getting kinda tired of all of your lies
You'll never take me down, old man Dirtdives.

I must leave you, alas,
'cuz for all of my sins
I'm stuck forever at work
Like your rhymes in a trash-bin.

But before I go let me quote my friend Ronald
I'll take your cow and your worms
And grind them up like McDonald's!

Doesn't matter how much your rhymes flow like a fountain,
When the ocean hits land it gives way to the mountain!
Erode over time, yes, possibly so.
But just like Hawaii, another mountain will grow.

And now, all my friends, let me bid thee adieu,
Dirtdives needs to rest, since I beat him anew.
I lay claim on this win, and let no man contest
That I, Sean Anwalt, am truly the best!
 

Lieutenant Jaku

Well-Known Member
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Whoa! You're on fire, dude!
Let me dust myself off.
I eat asphalt for breakfast,
Clear my throat with a cough
*ahem... ahem*

You get all wrapped up in your own rhyming head
I almost forgot the reason you posted this thread.
FOR FANGS! You had said.
Now go back to bed.

Because of you
PerniciousDuke
Has to do TWICE the space chores.
Let me give him a break,
'cuz I'm making them YOURS!

Didn't your momma teach you "Don't play with knives"?
Now we have to read this for the rest of our lives?
I'm getting kinda tired of all of your lies
You'll never take me down, old man Dirtdives.

I must leave you, alas,
'cuz for all of my sins
I'm stuck forever at work
Like your rhymes in a trash-bin.

But before I go let me quote my friend Ronald
I'll take your cow and your worms
And grind them up like McDonald's!

Doesn't matter how much your rhymes flow like a fountain,
When the ocean hits land it gives way to the mountain!
Erode over time, yes, possibly so.
But just like Hawaii, another mountain will grow.

And now, all my friends, let me bid thee adieu,
Dirtdives needs to rest, since I beat him anew.
I lay claim on this win, and let no man contest
That I, Sean Anwalt, am truly the best!
worms you say?
that explains why McDonalds tastes that way.
Edit: hey look I made a subconscious rhyme.
proves that this post was not a waste of my time.
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
At Lieutenant Jaku,
I'll bring you to this, too!
'cuz I like what you did
I think it was a haiku?

Don't matter really,
Cuz you like what I said.
Hey, it's been hours!
Think Dirtdives is dead?

I really had fun
And I like my own gif,
But I need some rest now
From this rap or rhyme skiff.

Colonial dirtdives
you have my respect.
Talent with words?
Something you don't neglect!

Had to work at this thread
I don't usually rhyme.
But I've loved tryin' it out
This was SO worth my time.

But now I bow out
I give this thread to my peers.
And hey, Dirtdives, don't pout
I tip my hat to you,
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Cheers!
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
At Lieutenant Jaku,
I'll bring you to this, too!
'cuz I like what you did
I think it was a haiku?

Don't matter really,
Cuz you like what I said.
Hey, it's been hours!
Think Dirtdives is dead?

I really had fun
And I like my own gif,
But I need some rest now
From this rap or rhyme skiff.

Colonial dirtdives
you have my respect.
Talent with words?
Something you don't neglect!

Had to work at this thread
I don't usually rhyme.
But I've loved tryin' it out
This was SO worth my time.

But now I bow out
I give this thread to my peers.
And hey, Dirtdives, don't pout
I tip my hat to you,
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Cheers!
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mblackwell1002

Well-Known Member
Sigh... Now I'm getting slapped with short Asian jokes...
No rhymes, no respect.
Those who don't we will infect.
Join in the rhythm, join in the ryme;
Seems like Dirt has beat me this time.
That's too bad, I have more to say!
But it looks like I really can't stay.
Too many people counting on being mature,
I like to think I would've mopped the (dance) floor.
NO! Certainly not the space chore!
That was just a metaphor!

Sean Anwalt, we wish you goodbye!
Seems like you're a pretty good guy.
In the battle with Dirtdives you fought,
As you found, it was for naught.
Stubborn and foolish that man can be,
possibly even more so than me.
 
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