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Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Talk' started by Dirtdives, Jun 28, 2018.

  1. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

    I'll get the space mop...
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  2. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Division Staff

    You will do them and LIKE IT! :devil:
  3. PaiganBoi


    Yes ma'am...
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  4. Schankerz


  5. Dirtdives


    I'm on break......and I'm taking PerniciousDuke for him as well......so my weekend is already spoken for.......very tiring doing nothing.....
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  6. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

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  7. pipninja


    This is a haiku
    so I avoid being hit
    with a wet noodle

    I am out of words
    this community is great
    time to do space chores
  8. mblackwell1002


    I'll do laundry.
    Just please...no dishes.

    Might as well send PerniciousDuke as an outcast.
    Lets just see how long he'll last.
    I'll show no pity for his pain,
    'cause he made us do space chores in vain.
    Around these forums you sneakily lurk,
    waiting for chances to make people work.
    For what?
    For nothing!
    Let us get on with our lives in peace,
    only then, our chores will finally cease.

    Blackwell out
  9. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

    mblackwell1002 your rhymes were fire
    makes me think it's time to retire
    from space chores that is
    i think i will get better at this
    if I go work on my costume
    maybe give the helmet a plume
    now back to lurking
    while FANGS is forcing all of you to be working
  10. Schankerz


    did he just...did he just copy my gif??...I...I FEEL VIOLATED

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  11. mblackwell1002


    Not my intention...I didn't realize you posted that recently lol.

    EDIT: Holy crap, you did post one...my bad.
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  12. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

    *fight fight fight fight fight fight*

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  13. Dirtdives


    As per the thread heading, any fighting must be done in rhyme!!!!
  14. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

    Tee hee
    Tee hee
    Tiddly diddly something hee!
    Too doo
    So blue
    Something or other that rhymes with chew!
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  15. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

    Fight does not rhyme with fight
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  16. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

    Ummm, yes it does. Silly!
    Lt. Jaku's no hillbilly.
    I made up this rhyme
    In no amount of time,
    To publish my answer here -tibbly.


    EDIT: Wet noodle! We must stay on topic....
  17. PerniciousDuke

    PerniciousDuke RXO 405th Regiment Officer

    Fight... Fight?
    These guys were asked to do house hold tasks like win a war and all I hear is whine. Like they'd rather be glassed. They wouldn't fight their own uncle if he took the last roll. So I'll just keep on keepin on.

    *free form poetry*
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  18. Dirtdives


    Very Walt Whitman of you PerniciousDuke.....I like it.......Not sure where the "Uncle" comes into play in this.......but I like the prose structure.
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  19. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer


  20. Dirtdives


  21. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku

    This seems like fighting to me
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  22. Dirtdives


    if it's a fight you want I can comply,
    stealing my thread? You will not Shanghai.
    Word-smithing is what I do best,
    In the dust you will be like all the rest.
    Like the Beastieboys I am quit iller,
    I've got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller!
    Back to the drawing board you will go,
    Beaten and bloody from head to your toe.
  23. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

    Alright Dirtdives let's do this now!
    I'ma rhyme so hard you'll have a cow!
    Take your underlined fighting and I'll still crush that!
    What's that, Dirtdives your rhyme was fat!

    So I'm ready set now,
    Don't have a caboodle,
    This is all for fun!
    (Don't get hit by FANGS' noodle)

    You replied while I'm typing
    That means you're fast
    But my steady solid swiping,
    means you're coming in last!

    You'll have to dive to the dirt
    Don't worry, not your fault
    You just picked a fight
    With me, I'm Sean Anwalt!

    (Not bad for a white guy)
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  24. Dirtdives


    Oh dude, you just opened a can of worms,
    Fight your infected rhymes like a bunch of germs.

    You'er the one who will have a cow skinny or fat,
    If you think you can beat me at wordplay I'll eat my own hat.

    Running for cover just ain't my style,
    Not even from the RCO Mountain's gentile.

    Playing with me is like playing with knives
    I'm the 1, the only, Colonial Dirtdives!

    White, Black Latino it makes no difference,
    I'll take you down with out any hindrance.

    You made a good rhyme with your name Sean Anwalt
    It doesn't mean I'm not gona kick you into the asphalt.
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  25. PaiganBoi


    Ha! This is sweet. A poem thread to our great leader became a freestyle rap battle. This thread has definitely been derailed.
    I am a little sad though.... I wasn't involved this time.
    ... here comes the "poor baby" gif.....
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