What's The Most Fail Thing You've Done?

[alexonekenobe]

suddenly A STING, fell on my knees, opened underpants, bee flying out
they needed to get me up since i wasnt able to walk
and couldnt go to the toilet for 2 weeks

so moral of this story NEVER but NEVER put youre clothes on the grass
or if you do it shake them out first

Wouldn't you die? from not going to the toilet

 

[AngusTheMadCow]

Well I have had my share of Fails in my 32 years.

Here's one: 9th grade gym class, We were playing football and I was on def covering the wide receiver.
I go to intercept the ball, but he managed to get it and run in for the TD. That is not the fail part yet.

While everyone else is watching the play, on my way back down I managed to find a stump hole with my foot.
Ended up stretching my Achilles tendon to almost twice it's length (my toes touched my shin). THEN after my reflexes took in and I pulled my foot out of the hole, I managed to hit the hole again on my way to the ground (because I was passing out from shock) with the toes going in first this time... Stretching and twisting the tendon on the outside ball of my ankle. Lucky for me nothing tore or broke.

I don't' remember them taking me inside to see the nurse, or my brother coming to get me to take me to the doctor.
Just remember waking up in alot of pain when they were cutting off my shoe because my ankle had swollen so much.

Thus ending any hopes of me playing football again. I still have problems with it from time to time.
Only way to full correct it is with surgery... Not really looking forward to the day I will have no choice in the matter.

P.S. Did I mention it was Flag Football?

 

[darkm2021]

well, in school i was running from a "bully" who is so fat that even the thought of him sitting on me hurt like a bitch
anyway, i jumped over a rail and broke my arm, it was 3 ft off the ground.

its kinda embarrassing when you break a bone jumping over a 3 ft rail
afterward i got detention for cussing when my arm broke, and I ACTUALLY SERVED IT

then i broke my leg about a month after that skateboarding

i tried to grind a rail and missed

 

[Vexona]

A pseudo recent fail...

So me and my husband go to a park every Sunday to go play Amtgard (boffer sword thing). There's generally a good crowd of 15-20 people and new people are common. Mikal was participating in a game with a bunch of other folks and I was sitting down chilling with some of the other folks who weren't playing. One of the folks that wasn't playing was a middle aged woman, maybe 40 or so who was fairly new to the park. I had seen her talking with, what I assumed, were her 2 teenagers before the game. The teenagers (13-14 years old) seemed to be twins and bore a strong resemblance to her, having the same long, wavy blond hair. They were both wearing matching, baggy T-Tunics too. To spark up conversation, I asked her about the kids, who were at that point, playing in a game with many others on the field.

Me: "So are those your daughters out there? They're doing really good." <confirming that they were indeed her kids>
Her: "Well, that's my daughter right there." <she points to one of the kids in the tunics in the busy field>
Me: <confused> "Oh, but what about the other? She's your daughter too?
Her: "Huh? The other girl isn't mine." <pointing to another girl>
Me: <further confused> "No I meant her right there." <trying to point at the other twin in the tunic>
Her: "That's my son..."

Oh they were twins...but to my extreme embarrassment, they were not as identical as I thought. She had to practically spell it out for me. I was like no...that girl right *there*!

I about died. I felt like such a jackass. ><

Ice breaker fail.

 

[Odessa 086]

Hmmm...some people would say I've done a lot of fail things, hahaha
Let me see. It's a tie between letting a friend go and...spending a hilarious amount of money on Halo merchandise, something I have never done before. Although that might not be considered a fail, because Halo is awesome, of course...in which case the second fail would be camping outside a haunted mansion for several nights with no sleep thanks to obscene amount of coffee and getting freaked out as hell during the last night

 

[dennis1234]

The stupidest thing I've done? well,there was this time when I was in my friend's House and climbed off the balcony and almost fell into a street But I managed to pull myself up. It was damn scary

 

[Fenix Chief]

Ouch Vex, That is a Big Epic Fail. Another Fail of mine was when I once dressed up as a ninja and walked up the street and back, and this cop car going down the street slowed down and stared at me. And all I did was wave. When I got back home, I realized that It really wasn't a good Idea to dress up as a ninja with a mask on in broad daylight without thinking of the fact that I'd look like a terrorist.

 

[LastSpartan]

Well hiting the wall when playing hockey and skating at full speed. My helmet cracked all the way, and now I have serious back problems and I can't do any "dangerous Sports"




Faaaaaaail.

Also, put a popcorn in a carbine and shot my friend with it.

 

[volkov]

I've done a lot of dumb stuff.. but the ones worth of FAIL are probably limitted to 2.

The first, my brother hates when I use my jetski to skid and throw a wave at him when he's sitting on the dock. One time I was uh... impaired? I guess... and didn't make the turn.. and sort of went strait into it.. Rather than an impresive water spray there was just a big CLUNK while my jetski's front got smashed in by the dock... That's also where I learned to use fiberglass repairing the stupid thing..

The other one, I was running to get the door, my dog came into my room just as I was sprinting out, so I jumped over him, and, being 6'4 jumping over a relatively tall dog in the middle of the doorway I smacked my head really hard into the door frame.. I didn't make it to the door in time after all, I was down for a while.

Those are just my two biggest fail moments..

I've had some others but I'll stick with these two.

 

[Keegan]

Hmmm...
Ill think about it....

 

[xomanowar]

i shot myself to see how it feels

 

[Bloodl3tt3r]

i shot myself to see how it feels

That's pretty fail right there... How does it feel?

 

[helios]

I'm gonna take a guess and say Pain. Lot's of Pain.

 

[Klowd 13]

hmm i have a few...

my friends parents were working on their house so they had a pile of concrete from the old foundation that just happened to have a board on it... i threw a rock, hit the board, and the board hit me in the face
FAIL!!

I was 5 and in a tree, i decided jump on my tricycle like in action movies... im lucky i didnt break my leg
BIGGER FAIL!!


i was working on a cheap airsoft gun (broken now) and thinking it was unloaded i had it in my lap... i shot myself in the crotch
EPIC FAIL!!

Cheers,
-John-

 

[SprayNoob]

to be honest. the most failing thing i ever did, hmmm okay.

i use to like this girl, and it was like around last year in. I would say iwas in heaven when i talked to her, and i could just tell her anything and she'll giggle,(just her laugh made me so high off love)so a couple weeks pasted and then we were going out for more of a couple of weeks then one night, i was at her house, her empty and quiet house, we just layed in her bed (with our clothing still on of cource) and then she just pulled the blanket over herself, and i was out of the blanket, her dad was SO SNEAKY LIKE A DAMN NINJA he came out no where and BAM THe BADDDAAAAASSS thing happen, bad first impression, i failed at actually meeting her parents cause yeah. and i guess to me this is a failure, and had to move on....

In search of the missing love piece, i feel so empty, so blank.

and heres one, just a quickie

hint hint, No breaks

i was biking up a huge hill and then of cource every huge hill has a steep downhill, oh man i will never forget this. (i jsut installed the breaks b4 the little travel to the hill) i thoought the breaks were good, it was my turn to go down, but i didnt realise that the breaks came loose when i went up the hill so i kept going, everyone saw a ramp that heads into a lake or pool or w.e and we were like yes lets go, (hott day) anyways i went, about half way down the hill i was like "HOLY SMOKES THIS IS TOO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!" pulled the breaks nothing, like iwas dreaming, and then bam i looked at the both breaks they were out of the locking crap. and thenBAM i nail, it caused my bike to turn on its front wheel and i took off like the rocket to the moon, i ended up in the pool


Buhbye
Ralph---

 

[roguespartan]

I would have to say my biggest FAIL.....was riding my bike across the street at 4 years old, while my mom and sister watched a company van run me over......that sucked!i broke my left feemer bone, was in a body cast for 3 months, a wheel for three more, a walker after that for several months and then had to learn how to walk all over again! My poor mother still cant think about it! However how smart can one be at 4 years old?lol

 

[Spartan 172]

something i did when i was like 2 i ran head first in a L shaped corner and had to go to hospital to get stitches and now i have a L scar on the back of my head EPIC FAIL!!!!!

 

[GarzakAzur]

I was playing on the job with some big blue water bottle and I got one right in the face. Since this time I have a wonderful denture. Never play on job you can lose someting for life. This was my epic failed.

Pat

 

[colmon 9]

Last week I was helping a friend move and I started to ride the cargo dolly like a segway, I ended up face first on the concrete. A couple hours later after I regained full consiousness I started screwing around with a pair of crutches like stilts, and ended up hitting my head on a glass light fixture. Blood all over my buddys new carpet.

 

[Bloodl3tt3r]

Last week I was helping a friend move and I started to ride the cargo dolly like a segway, I ended up face first on the concrete. A couple hours later after I regained full consiousness I started screwing around with a pair of crutches like stilts, and ended up hitting my head on a glass light fixture. Blood all over my buddys new carpet.

At least you use a respirator.

I have a Facebook-related fail... I put up a relationship status on Facebook as a joke, and in the next five hours me and the girl both got over 400 texts each, the ones to me going "how did you do it?" and the ones to her going "have you lost your ****ING MIND?!?!?!?". (i'm not too popular at my school. Figures.)

which means that I'm 300 texts over my limit and we both have several death threats to deal with tomorrow. Plus, our math teacher has facebook and is going to give us crap about it in front of the whole class tomorrow. Sucks to my ass-mar...

It was funny as hell though