Chuck Norris vs. MC

[Keegan]

Don't vote for the kitty, well anyways, Chief was taken from his family at age 7 and forced to be trained at a spartan facility in the UNSC. Chuck Norris just plays tennis against brick walls. (but he does win...)

 

[AoBfrost]

SPAM.

USELESS SPAM.

(not the meat)

I dont think these type of threads are appropriate for the general discussion area.

 

[Keegan]

Well, would this be a post for a different thread?

 

[AoBfrost]

It fits nowhere.

 

[Keegan]

What a pity...

 

[Jobi101]

Well, (technically) the general forums are for useless junk like this. Pirates versus Ninjas for example, didn't hear any complaints about that. Although its a rather easy decision. MC wins, 2 many superhuman upgrades. That and MC uses guns. Chuck Norris just beats people up.

 

[MasterGun]

Well, (technically) the general forums are for useless junk like this. Pirates versus Ninjas for example, didn't hear any complaints about that. Although its a rather easy decision. MC wins, 2 many superhuman upgrades. That and MC uses guns. Chuck Norris just beats people up.

 

[supertaco]

under master chiefs helmet he is Chuck Norris
that's why he never takes off his helmet, it's caught on his beard

 

[23Magnum]

You guys do know that Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, right?
Where do you think he got that round house kick from that he used so much in Walker: Texas Ranger?

 

[thisismadness2]

you do know this is a stupid topic....if mc can kill a brute or take down a scarab he can kill a man.....

 

[supertaco]

chuck norris isn't just a man

 

[Ironcobra3000]

Optimus Prime>All, even Master cheif and Chuck norris.

 

[Sigma LS]

Mr. Rogers> greatest. See for Yourself

 

[Keegan]

Mr. Rogers> greatest. See for Yourself

I lol'd

 

[ecose]

Optimus Prime>All, even Master cheif and Chuck norris.

no chuck norris made optimus prime .... here is the story .... chuck was once having sex on a tractor... a little sperm leaked into the engine ... we now call this tractor optimus prim

 

[thisismadness2]

no chuck norris made optimus prime .... here is the story .... chuck was once having sex on a tractor... a little sperm leaked into the engine ... we now call this tractor optimus prim

actually its in the back of a pickup

 

[NZTK]

Norris, he's got a bow flex

 

[ecose]

Norris, he's got a bow flex

?

 

[rvb4life]

ahem....CHUCK ATW!

sorry chief, but even your single lines of kick-assery can withstand the awesome power of the Chuck.

he is not proof of God, because he IS god!

but yes, only Mr. Rodgers can take down the Chuck, with his sweater.