Everybody Needs To Laugh Sometimes

[Bethanxx]

http://www.infinite0.com/wp/wp-content/upl...sharp-edges.jpg

Now THAT is a LEGEND! I will be smiling for the rest of the day now! :]

Two peanuts were walking down an ally and one was a salted....
Badabumpbump, Thank you. That's my time. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Lolololololololol good one! I <3 peanuts!

 

[FinnishSpartan]

My name is master chief, LOLoLOLOLOLOLOloOLOLOLOLolOLOLOlLOloLOLoLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!1one!1!!!!

-FSS

 

[BlacRoseImmortal]

I want to share this video because it makes me laugh to tears everytime I see it. However, most of you wont understand the greatness of this video. This is a REAL Grindcore band called Waking the Cadaver, this is one of their most popular songs. And this kid has "figured out" the lyrics to the song. Again, if you dont listen to Grindcore or Death Metal, you mostly likely wont get it.

......XD

 

[xalener]

 

[DOOPYDANNY]

HALOID

 

[Klowd 13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdrQS6bpfjE
i laughed soo hard at this video

 

[redragon74]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0S6vL0-u58
(i dont know how to post youtube videos lol)
iM OLLD GREGGGGGG!!!!

 

[BlacRoseImmortal]

@Danny: That video I've been watchin for awhil. I love it! The first half is just EPIC! <3

@RedDragon74: The pictures of the baby thingies were funny as hell XD

 

[rowan]

The whitest kids you know, leg peeing:

The whitest kids you know, George Lucas:

 

[DOOPYDANNY]

lol firework

I remember showing this to blackrose and she loved it. enjoy guys

 

[master chief403]

Here's a good one I heard at school the other day:

Two women die and go to heaven, when they get there god tells them to be happy and enjoy themselves, but to never, ever, step on a white duck. So needless to say when they walk through the pearly gates, there are ducks everywhere. After about the first day, the first woman accidently steps on a duck, all of a sudden the ugliest man she has ever seen appears and god tells her she must live with him for the rest of her time in heaven. Scared out of her wits, the other woman is very careful and does not step on a duck for a long time. Then one day, the most beautiful man she has ever seen appears and god tells her she gets to spend the rest of her time in heaven with him. One day they are sitting together the woman asks the man, " So, how did you find me?" He replies, "Well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

ha lol

 

[Monstermaker13]

I got a kick out of those airline jokes considering my uncle used to be a pilot or American Airlines.

 

[BlacRoseImmortal]

Yeah I get some pretty funny things forwarded to me from my dad..... i've been waiting on his next email so I can post it here

 

[odst26]

oh my gosh i laughed so hard at that

 

[Keegan]

lol firework

I remember showing this to blackrose and she loved it. enjoy guys

OMFG! hahahahahha!
THATS hilarious! Ooooh holy smokes! (literally!)

 

[Widman2013]

I went on a hunting trip over the summer and there was a sign in the bathroom of the place we ate at one day and it said "Please stop throwing cigarette butts into the urinals for it makes them soggy and difficult to smoke."

Things You Don't Say to Your Wife by Tim Hawkins

My Favorite Bible Verse by Tim Hawkins

 

[Bethanxx]

lol firework

I remember showing this to blackrose and she loved it. enjoy guys

After that Death Metal vid of BRI's, that is THE FUNNIEST vid I've seen on this thread! Damn I laughed so hard!

Sent the link to all my contacts..which I proobably shouldn't have, becasue I think my science teacher was on there! *cringes*

 

[boryenko]

After that Death Metal vid of BRI's, that is THE FUNNIEST vid I've seen on this thread! Damn I laughed so hard!

Sent the link to all my contacts..which I proobably shouldn't have, becasue I think my science teacher was on there! *cringes*

If you did send it to your Science teacher, next time they see you they will ask what was up with that video, responed thusly:

I want that to be our next experiment!

 

[Crucible]

My first thought to that video was 'lol, rednecks'

 

[BlacRoseImmortal]

Bump.

I need to read a good joke so please post one

And, just so I'm still technically following the rules ...

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