Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

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  1. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

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    *tears up* I'm glad you didn't let this thread die!
     
  2. Dirtdives

    Dirtdives Sr Member

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    Sorry xXDashIVXx, you failed the Haiku poem genre.........your 3rd line has 1 too many syllables.
     
  3. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

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    The punishment should be an apology limerick.
     
  4. Dirtdives

    Dirtdives Sr Member

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    Sorry, TurboCharizard, I'm going to have to disagree. For such a regimented culture like Japan was when Haiku was first invented, an apology would consist of the cutting off of the first knuckle of the little finger. Nothing so extreme needed now....but I would recommend a few hits from FANGS and her fabulous wet noodle.
     
  5. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

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    CUT OFF THE FIRST KNUCKLE OF THE LITTLE FINGER OF THE COSTUME! THEN EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY!

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. PaiganBoi

    PaiganBoi Well-Known Member

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    Punishment should be not one but, 2 wet noodles.... 20 lashes each...
     
  7. mblackwell1002

    mblackwell1002 Well-Known Member

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    NOT THE 20 WET NOODLE LASHES!
    HOW COULD YOU?!
    I'll chop you up and put you in a stew
    that's exactly what i'll do.

    Well i tried.
    with the first poem i wrote,
    someone surely died.
    Now it's time to put on my coat,
    and leave this place for you upvote.

    Good enough.
     
  8. Sean Anwalt

    Sean Anwalt RCO 405th Regiment Officer

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    Good enough?
    That's tough.
    Just left us with rhyme.

    FANGS is utterly fabulous.
    She'd never do that to us.
    She would give us her time.
     
  9. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

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    She'll be here soon, so join me in toast,
    Her reply is coming, it's just delayed by Canada Post.
     
  10. xXDashIVXx

    xXDashIVXx Active Member

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    The pressure is too much! I can believe I failed such an easy mission! I'm sorry fangs, I let you down.
    This predicament has lead me to a sticky situation,
    And because so, my face is nothing but a frown.
    The failure and punishment is too much for my mind so frail, and not worthy of someone so fine,
    So I think there is nothing to do but permanently resign...
     
  11. Lieutenant Jaku

    Lieutenant Jaku Well-Known Member

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    xXDashIVXx don't resign
    for all seems to be fine
    you only needed to apologize
    so, please don't self antagonize
     
  12. mblackwell1002

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    I'm having one of those days
    I want to act like a child
    maybe I'll pick the salsa
    the flavor will be mild!

    Don't worry I'm not crazy,
    so maybe I'm a bit wild,
    but I am feeling hazy,
    these poptarts hurt my smile!

    I need to brush my teeth,
    but there's no time to spare
    I need to get ready,
    I need to brush my hair!

    I enjoy this predicament,
    no time in the day.
    When I get home from school,
    my mom will surely say...

    "20 WET NOODLE LASHES WEE CHILD!"

    When I hear those words I scream.
    this has surely been a dream...

    I thought.

    Lash #1, I run away.
    I have an essay due today!
    How can I work while I type?
    I can not sit with a behind so ripe.

    Lash #2, I decide to stay.
    these lashes don't hurt bad anyway.

    soon I realize that it's true!
    these myths tell the truth i say!
    the noodle is deceptive...
    If you see the noodle, run away!

    it hurts a lot!
    I really thought
    it wouldn't be so bad!

    [lashes 3 - 20 occur, with frequent screaming]
     
  13. Dirtdives

    Dirtdives Sr Member

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    Oh good god all, do you see what we've done?
    We've turned punishment into something sounding like fun!!
     
  14. PaiganBoi

    PaiganBoi Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps we have members with some fetishes being realized here...
     
  15. xXDashIVXx

    xXDashIVXx Active Member

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    Stop
     
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  16. TurboCharizard

    TurboCharizard RMO 405th Regiment Officer

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    Alrighty then.

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  17. FANGS

    FANGS Commanding Officer Community Staff Division Staff

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    Bahahahahahahaha.....ohhhh goodness. I do love you guys!
     
  18. mblackwell1002

    mblackwell1002 Well-Known Member

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    40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
     
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