Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

TurboCharizard

RMO & BCO
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
FANGS even though you ask us nicely to stop
All our derailing antics and threaten noodle air drop.
I thank you for reminding us that our cause
Is not just memes and raucous applause.
We're here to build awesome armour and suits
While avoiding the terrible threat of your boots.
Oh Mysterious Dark Lord of Fireteam Off the Rails
With your threats of noodle flails.
Please have mercy on us for our joviality
We're just stressing the 405th motto of "Community"
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
To the tune of "One week" by BNL

It's been one week since we posted here.
Why such a long time?
So what do we fear?
Sometimes I like to think of this
remember anew how this thread had a real gist.
Don't know what I'm doing now.
I'm building a costume, I'll finish it, somehow.
Yesterday I just realized
The belt I had made was too small by a whole size!

Hold it now, I say what's all this?
We talkin' about pets?
You'd think I'm looking at the internet!
I wanna know about an RXO
someone that facebook will know
I'm no good at it
'cause I hate social media!

Pop my rhymes in here and get change
unlike my friend, FANGS
because she's always got our backs on here.
Dirtdives has got sharp knives
I tried to match rhymes,
Tell you what, my death was very near!

Gonna take a shot and say a lot
I'd bet this websites pretty hot
the 501st has nothing on us over here!
Gotta see the threads
together put our heads
Because we're right out of this atmosphere!

How can I help it if I started once again to rhyme?
Can't walk away it's like this thread takes up all of my time.
We're the type of folks who dance in Mjolnir
Thought that was hot, tell you what,
get me outta here.
TurboCharizard will help you out if you need.
So will I, or Dirtdives. Hey! it's the 405!

It's been one week since PerniciousDuke
Did something amazing, just go take a look.
His booth is outstanding.
I'm still green with envy, somebody come save me!
Yup, see: there goes the afternoon.
Pepakura surely will consume you!
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
because this verse in particular was super crazy!

....

Cutting and hacking, the blades are workin'!
Broke off the tip, ah, that's great, got to sharpen!
Watching the sarge from the red team
He's got to be mean!
He's always terrorizing blue team!
A-gent Washington is getting frantic.
Like me, I say, these antics,
Are really really buggin me.

LongShot X has got a mad suit!
It's just like my suit.
No it's not, my suit is terrible!

Gotta get myself a better grip
and then make sure that I don't slip
I spilled the super glue all over the kitchen floor!
My painting skills
bring me the chills
They got no frills
Because I've only painted once before!

How can I help it if I started once again to rhyme?
Can't walk away it's like this thread takes up all of my time.
We're the type of folks who dance in Mjolnir
Thought that was hot, tell you what,
get me outta here.
TurboCharizard will help you out if you need.
So will I, or Dirtdives. Hey! it's the 405!

It's been one week since I came to you.
Look for advice that's from Lieutenant Jaku
Five days without progress and
it just did just what you said the foam would do.
Three days with no PVA
I know I need to seal all of the foam away.
Yesterday I threw the shins away
I'll hafta to start again on these on some other day.

Hafta start again on these on some other day.
Hafta start again on these on some other day.
I'm a glutton for punishment, now what can I say?

:whistle::whistle::whistle:;)
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
Bumped down this thread be
From activity
In the forum
Got to show 'em
That this thread super mighty must be!

I love the explosion
Of forum impulsion
The things that are happening here.
Inspire and drive
They keep builds alive
This is truly the 405th's cheer.
 
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Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Oh Roguestormie this thread is not dead,
Me thinks you've been duped, nay, perhaps mislead.
Correct form of prose and rhyme you have met,
by keep this thread in line which is properly set.

Continue I pray that you keep to your guns,
Over many many moons and many many suns.
Fret not your behavior you ODST
we take no offence, no sir, not me.
 

PerniciousDuke

RXO & BCO
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
[read as William Shatner]

Dirtdives read Simple WORKING! HUD Concept
This user is new? ...still quite ADEPT
Like a robot! Full of ..magical ..nonsense
He flows his rhymes. In the comments.

Taunting. SOUNDS? Rest your whip.
Only the one with... teeth. gets that... trip.
Outer Space.

Let's take a moment..... Cheers!
To give thanks for our NEW range, buccaneers.
Did you see? A space.. for us...... to be??

Regimental Sub-Forums. Now. .....free.
 
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Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Sorry, TurboCharizard, I'm going to have to disagree. For such a regimented culture like Japan was when Haiku was first invented, an apology would consist of the cutting off of the first knuckle of the little finger. Nothing so extreme needed now....but I would recommend a few hits from FANGS and her fabulous wet noodle.
 
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