405th Regiment Officer
I apologize for to rhyme with FANGS
All that came to mind was HANES
I will try to be better
For this! Lets get wetter
As I turn to google
While looking at my pet poodle
There are plenty of words that rhyme with wet noodle!
Underwear, really? Can't even make a skid?
You.re trying to rap but you sound like my kid.
Its awful and hurtful for people with ears.
Maybe sink some FANGS in before you shed tears.
Its trifle, its loathsome, to read what you've writ.
I don't have the problem, your problem is wit.
And this verbal beatdown may be excessive.
Accept it. I'm a white dude from Texas and I approve this message.