Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

RandomRanger

Sr Member
HIT 'IM WITH THE NOODLE, FANGS!
HIS ATTEMPTS AT RHYME WERE REALLY LAME!
TO SPIDERMONKEY HE SHIFTED BLAME!
METHINKS HE STINKETH AT THIS GAME!

:p
I'm looking at this thread and this is what I see,
FANGS and Anwalt poking at me
I've got a rhyme-rifle on my back, and I'm not afraid to blow it
But it's all about FANGS, don't forget to show it
We're grateful and you know it
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Actually "back" isn't a connecting rhyme word.....He could have expanded on the 2nd line to allow for an even flow for the overall rhyme, but it's the last line that is the most glaring mistake.......He set the poem up w/ a 2 line rhyme but the next has a 3 line rhyme....it should have been a 2nd two line rhyme and then a 3rd two liner w/ a different rhyme. I'm sorry RandomRanger, you have failed this city......I mean thread.....

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RandomRanger

Sr Member
Actually "back" isn't a connecting rhyme word.....He could have expanded on the 2nd line to allow for an even flow for the overall rhyme, but it's the last line that is the most glaring mistake.......He set the poem up w/ a 2 line rhyme but the next has a 3 line rhyme....it should have been a 2nd two line rhyme and then a 3rd two liner w/ a different rhyme. I'm sorry RandomRanger, you have failed this city......I mean thread.....

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Criticisms will be accepted in the form of a poem
 

xXDashIVXx

Well-Known Member
Your bad and it makes me really sad to know that you could try harder but you just wont try and ponder on the most appropriate way you could have saved your behind the other day, but I just dont know anymore.
Keeping up with you is looking more like a chore.
They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but I'm looking over and just seeing somewhat of a meaner and someone thinking dence...
We were trying to throw you a pitch,
but you ignored it like a whiney little... awesome HUD maker and genius?
All jokes aside we all love you,
And everything you do,
And even though this post was a little offensive, we are just messing with our favorite representative.

Your amazing ranger! <3
Criticisms will be accepted in the form of a poem
 

PerniciousDuke

RXO & BCO
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
stand ho, wherefore doest nay one followeth the way?
thee might not but only speaketh in song
thee might not but only speaketh to FANGS
showeth that lady the respect we has't f'r the leadership the lady provides
the lady is fair, honorable and of level headeth
wend forth and did spread the word mine own cater-cousins

stop, why does no one follow the rules?
you must only speak in poems
you must only speak to FANGS
show her the respect we have for the leadership she provides
she is fair, honorable and of level head
go forth and spread the word my friends
 

Dirtdives

RXO & Keeper of Con Lists
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
Oh my friends, I look on on this with dread.
Were it not for Her mercy, you all would be dead.
Over the border FANGS brought her wrath,
the picture is that akin to a huge bloodbath.
My sorrow is that I did not share your fate,
I also hope that HOD will have another date.
To join you all will be a wish come true,
FANGS, the pic is a bit blurry, is that noodle ....Blue?
 
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Lieutenant Jaku

Well-Known Member
is that noodle ....Blue?
purple
theres also another in her other hand but its not in this pic
TurboCharizard may remember who else was taking pics of this was it benton? i dont remember
i also have a better one but i need to find it
Edit: here
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I opened this thread
to find my teammates dead
and with their poor luck,
the FANGS noodle struck
though we are not dead,
we have been struck on the head
now we sink like lead
 
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