Division Scheduler and Keeper of Con Lists
Non poetic question for @lieutenant_jaku
You brought purple and orange noodles to to make rhyming difficult, didn't you?
Due to that fact, I will accept oblique rhymes, near rhymes, lazy rhymes or imperfect rhymes.
However, because of that, as punishment Lieutenant Jaku, you must make the first rhyme using those refractory rhyme words..........