Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

Dirtdives

Division Scheduler and Keeper of Con Lists
Division Staff
Community Staff
Non poetic question for @lieutenant_jaku
You brought purple and orange noodles to to make rhyming difficult, didn't you?
Due to that fact, I will accept oblique rhymes, near rhymes, lazy rhymes or imperfect rhymes.

However, because of that, as punishment Lieutenant Jaku, you must make the first rhyme using those refractory rhyme words..........
 

Lieutenant Jaku

Well-Known Member
Due to that fact, I will accept oblique rhymes, near rhymes, lazy rhymes or imperfect rhymes.

However, because of that, as punishment Lieutenant Jaku, you must make the first rhyme using those refractory rhyme words..........
when the noodle struck purple
it caused us to disperple
when the noodle struck orange
FANGS we were hit all the way to Blorenge
however we didn't submit
us unsc will never quit

see wasn't to bad
the like 2 words that worked worked well
blorenge is a mountain in wales
disperple basically means disperse
 
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PerniciousDuke

RXO & BCO
405th Regiment Officer
Community Staff
How could we let this thread die?
Three months, just shy.
Three months to not sing the praises
of our overlord Fanges?

Join me friends,
Let us drink and be merry.
So much to rejoice,
How easy it is to be bad at poetry.

I vow to let none forget the dedication.
The pain of members, like me,
to keep in line,
as FANGS leads us to proper formation.
 

TheBraus

Member
How could we let this thread die?
Three months, just shy.
Three months to not sing the praises
of our overlord Fanges?

Join me friends,
Let us drink and be merry.
So much to rejoice,
How easy it is to be bad at poetry.

I vow to let none forget the dedication.
The pain of members, like me,
to keep in line,
as FANGS leads us to proper formation.
With lazy abrasion and slight inhalation I see the frustration in this situation.

The thread will not die, not today at the least, for this thread is memey and on memes we feast.

Your lyrical droppings are shallow and sloppy, like my grandfather's computers that still uses floppies.

Try harder Duke, your memes will be delicious, but in this moment you are not pernicious.
 

xXDashIVXx

Sr Member
With lazy abrasion and slight inhalation I see the frustration in this situation.

The thread will not die, not today at the least, for this thread is memey and on memes we feast.

Your lyrical droppings are shallow and sloppy, like my grandfather's computers that still uses floppies.

Try harder Duke, your memes will be delicious, but in this moment you are not pernicious.
the poem above
is really quite amazing
just like our loved FANGS
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
Oh jeez
Oh please
Let's keep this thread literate.
I think sending FANGS underwear is
Inconsiderate.

This thread started out
With great mighty pride
As FANGS's shoutout
For helping us stride
In costumes and antics
Let's never let it die.

Also wet noodles. (That's part of the theme, after all.)
 
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